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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 02:02 PM
Someone sent this to me at work, I was rolling with laughter so I thought I'd share...

Office Dare's

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES



1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.



2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.



3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.



5) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way."



6) Walk sideways to the photocopier.



7) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.



THREE-POINT DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.



2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."



3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).



4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).



5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.



FIVE POINT DARES



1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).



2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.



3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."



4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two."



5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for 1 hour.



6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.



7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"



8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again."



9) In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: "See how I look in tights."(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)



10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"



11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."



12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."



13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.



14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.



15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.



16) Hang a 2' long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.



17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist.



18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.



19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.



And if that wasn't enough for you... How to keep a healthy level of

insanity:



1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.



2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."



3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.



4) Put your waste basket on your desk and label it "IN".



5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."



7) Dont use any punctuation



8) Use, too...much; punctuation!



9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.



10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.



11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."



12) Sing along at the opera.



13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.



14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.



15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.



16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Hard."



17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"



18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"



And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....


19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 02:21 PM
You go first Jacquie!

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 02:27 PM
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3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.




CHEESE FRIES

I've actually done the random number thing.

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 02:28 PM
Croky, being his usual gay self (especially on Thursdays) skips everywhere he goes . . .

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 02:33 PM
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Croky, being his usual gay self (especially on Thursdays) skips everywhere he goes . . .


it looks more like prancing to me!

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 02:38 PM
thats really funny
 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 02:52 PM
You mean I was supposed to be keeping track of points all these years?! I thought it was just for fun. Dey-am.

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:11 PM
Some of these sound familiar......Bobo?......

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:19 PM
It took a while to read all of it while holding my side! I would love to do at least 5 of these for real!!!

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:26 PM
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It took a while to read all of it while holding my side! I would love to do at least 5 of these for real!!!


Couldn't agree with you more, Bob.....

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:29 PM
When I was in college, I managed a restaurant. A co-worker had his kid's tricycle in his truck. I dared my buddy to ride it through the drive thru and place an order.













He did it.

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:35 PM
That Lee.....he's a real trouble maker

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:36 PM
Not sure if the bike had cup holders though...

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:40 PM
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Not sure if the bike had cup holders though...


did it have a cute little bell on it at least, bob?

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:42 PM
I know which office dare Jacquie's doing

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:44 PM
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I know which office dare Jacquie's doing



you catch on quick..........bob!

 

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  posted on 7/21/2005 at 03:50 PM
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It took a while to read all of it while holding my side! I would love to do at least 5 of these for real!!!


Couldn't agree with you more, Bob.....
[walking by you with nose in the air after you said good morning]

 

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