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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 10:41 AM

God bless this guy. He is in kinda rough shape physically yet he still keeps helping MDA.
He's a bit shaky., and working a little blue joke-wise.
It's like watching a monkey with a loaded pistol. He's so close to saying something innapropriate and I can't stop watching. I mean this respectfully.
He's really touching our hearts.

Here are some of his Gaffs from the show- they are going to need a delayed broadcast if this continues-

Constantly talking without his mic, the producer hollering at him.

Did an interview talking into his Oscar statue thinking it was his mic.

After Charro shook her chest in his face, her song ended. The hostess asked Jerry what he thought- he replied "what are we supposed to do......with these erections?" The hostess nearly fell over.

While interviewing an 8 yr old girl, he was handed an $8k check from her efforts to raise money. He looked at her and said "thank you honey. When you lay down to sleep tonight, tell God that you don't need anything from him tonight- you've got the jew".

My son was so touched by the stories that he took all the allowance he had saved for Chaotic Cards and donated it.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 11:07 AM
I heard he raised over a billion dollars over the 44 years he has been doing this

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 12:26 PM
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You know what GoldTopper, you need to shut up and let Jerry Lewis
do what he has been doing for the last FOUR DECADES. So what if
the man makes an off color or politically INCORRECT comment. Do you
have shat for brains. The man is RAISING MONEY FOR CHILDREN WITH
MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.

It's not like we are talking about a guy with five or six marriages and six
children. Jerry's not a former drug addict. Jerry's not a sleezebag either.

Wow, Jerry Lewis has human faults. Who woulda known.






Piss off tough guy.
We all have faults. I donate money to him, my family donates money to him.
Evidently you haven't seen his live show in Vegas?
He's one of the dirtiest comedians out there.

My points in the original post were that he is doing good work and at the same time working with off-color material in front of children in wheelchairs that are there for literally for thier lives sake. He should be more respectful in front of them and set a better example.
Speaking of shat for brains, is it ok to accomplish your objectives by any means possible, good, bad or otherwise?

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 12:39 PM
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You know what GoldTopper, you need to shut up and let Jerry Lewis
do what he has been doing for the last FOUR DECADES. So what if
the man makes an off color or politically INCORRECT comment. Do you
have shat for brains. The man is RAISING MONEY FOR CHILDREN WITH
MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.

It's not like we are talking about a guy with five or six marriages and six
children. Jerry's not a former drug addict. Jerry's not a sleezebag either.

Wow, Jerry Lewis has human faults. Who woulda known.
Didn't you JUST get banned? WTF are you doing here? LEAVE already!

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 01:45 PM
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Didn't you JUST get banned? WTF are you doing here? LEAVE already!
Jesus LOVES you Dave Pierson.

Or does Jesus LOVE Dave Peirson?

Anyway, HE LOVES YOU MAN!!!
Jesus loves you too, Dean.



But everyone else thinks you're an assclown!

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 01:58 PM
Jesus even loves assclowns.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 02:05 PM
...and he probably thinks your an assclown like everybody else.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 02:20 PM
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Jesus even loves assclowns.
Take that Big Fat Dave.
Sticks and stones, Dean.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 02:29 PM
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You know what GoldTopper, you need to shut up and let Jerry Lewis
do what he has been doing for the last FOUR DECADES. So what if
the man makes an off color or politically INCORRECT comment. Do you
have shat for brains. The man is RAISING MONEY FOR CHILDREN WITH
MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.

It's not like we are talking about a guy with five or six marriages and six
children. Jerry's not a former drug addict. Jerry's not a sleezebag either.

Wow, Jerry Lewis has human faults. Who woulda known.






Piss off tough guy.
We all have faults. I donate money to him, my family donates money to him.
Evidently you haven't seen his live show in Vegas?
He's one of the dirtiest comedians out there.

My points in the original post were that he is doing good work and at the same time working with off-color material in front of children in wheelchairs that are there for literally for thier lives sake. He should be more respectful in front of them and set a better example.
Speaking of shat for brains, is it ok to accomplish your objectives by any means possible, good, bad or otherwise?

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Speaking of shat for brains, is it ok to accomplish your objectives by any means possible, good, bad or otherwise?


No, I was outta line again. Damn.



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Evidently you haven't seen his live show in Vegas?
He's one of the dirtiest comedians out there.



Is he as SLEEZY in real life as Gregg Allman?

Has Jerry Lewis been married five or six times?

Does Jerry have six or more kids from many marriages?

Was Jerry a drug addict for most of his life?

Did Jerry impregnate a SIXTEEN or SEVENTEEN year old GIRL and then
BREAK IT OFF with her when she became pregnant?



Why did Cher DUMP Gregg Allman?

Why did Stacey DUMP Gregg Allman?

Does Gregg Allman raise money for children in NEED???




Just wonderin'.

Sorry for the minor slam.

Really, I'm just a big wuss.

You could knock me over with a feather.

Not a fighter, just an annoyer.

I'm also out of my mind, or so they say.






Dude, Get A Life ......But Please, Get It Somewhere Else !!!

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 02:30 PM
We love Big Dave !

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 02:30 PM
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We love Big Dave !


Yes we do.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 02:35 PM
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So, in closing, I've run the ABB experience into the GROUND and farther. I just can't go crazy over this band now. There are some TRUE and REAL fans here but I'm really not one of them.


I'm going to try to find a healthier place to post.


So?? How'd you make out with that?

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 02:42 PM
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So, in closing, I've run the ABB experience into the GROUND and farther. I just can't go crazy over this band now. There are some TRUE and REAL fans here but I'm really not one of them.


I'm going to try to find a healthier place to post.


So?? How'd you make out with that?


Evidently a short lived project...

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 03:10 PM
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So, in closing, I've run the ABB experience into the GROUND and farther. I just can't go crazy over this band now. There are some TRUE and REAL fans here but I'm really not one of them.


I'm going to try to find a healthier place to post.


So?? How'd you make out with that?





Well I'm like Gregg Allman ya know, I've got my Demons, I mean ya'll.

This place is like shooting up.

It's a RUSH.

Just let me have a few more snorts.

Let me impregnate a few more young threads with my special cyber jizz.

It's like Fat Dave said, I'm a LOST CAUSE.


Oh, HELP me JESUS.





Now that's one for the record.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 03:18 PM
Damn shame no school today.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 03:34 PM
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Lord knows, I can't chaaaaaaannnnnnggggeeeee.


I didnt' vote for Obama either.





DICK!

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 03:49 PM
Banned,
Your Mom is calling- can you fold the laundry before you come up for dinner?

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 04:51 PM
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Banned,
Your Mom is calling- can you fold the laundry before you come up for dinner?


Dude, this is deano's newest user name, his mother is deceased.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 04:56 PM
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We love Big Dave's FARTS !
I'll do damn near anything for a laugh.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 05:35 PM
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We love Big Dave !
Yes we do.
Another member of the BDOB fan club here to testify!!!

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 06:15 PM
I was gonna join until I re-read that.

I thought it was a big boob fan club.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 07:15 PM
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I was gonna join until I re-read that.

I thought it was a big boob fan club.


It's Big BDOB...which is redundant, by the way.

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 08:25 PM
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I was gonna join until I re-read that.

I thought it was a big boob fan club.


It's Big BDOB...which is redundant, by the way.


redundant,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,is that a legal word?????

 

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  posted on 9/7/2009 at 10:12 PM
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So, in closing, I've run the ABB experience into the GROUND and farther. I just can't go crazy over this band now. There are some TRUE and REAL fans here but I'm really not one of them.


I'm going to try to find a healthier place to post.


So?? How'd you make out with that?





Well I'm like Gregg Allman ya know, I've got my Demons, I mean ya'll.

This place is like shooting up.

It's a RUSH.

Just let me have a few more snorts.

Let me impregnate a few more young threads with my special cyber jizz.





I think I know what you mean, Tree__Frog. You'd be hard pressed to find another place jam packed with so many freaks turned into geeks. You just can't help but keep coming back.
LOL


Pot/kettle.

Classic.

 

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