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Author: Subject: How "Bout That Dr. Laura! Sex On Demand!

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 01:49 PM
Gotta do an about face on the Dr. Laura personal opinion. Sex on demand from your husband.

For once, a sensible woman!

Joke within a topic- Why does it take longer to build a snowwoman than a snowman?

It takes a couple of hours to hollow out her head.

Now THAT'S gotta get somebody goin' doesn't it?

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 01:51 PM
You are a brave, brave man my friend!

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 01:52 PM

I'm glad you said that, my friend !


But i'm inclined to agree with you..........yep....hollow....indeed.


(Thats what you call...adding more fuel to the fire)

[Edited on 10/1/2003 by OldDirtRoad]

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 01:57 PM
I'm just gonna pretend you guys didn't say that!!

 

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Joke within a topic- Why does it take longer to build a snowwoman than a snowman?

It takes a couple of hours to hollow out her head


yes he is a brave man ....... foolish but brave

I wouldent touch that with a ten ft pole attached to another ten ft pole.....
... considering I try to allways surround myself with nice women

good luck you'll need it LOL

 

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Joke within a topic- Why does it take longer to build a snowwoman than a snowman?






And I was sure you were going to go somewhere with snowballs.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:03 PM
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, either, unless there was a cattle prod at the other end of the pole....

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:13 PM
Hope you are comfortable sleeping with one eye open for awhile ?

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:17 PM
Actually all that know me realize how deeply sensitive and in touch with myself that I really am.

Now, who's gonna pounce on the "in touch with myself" line?

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:20 PM
I don't know about that touching yourself thing , but I do like the idea of sex on demand from your husband. not so much the snowwoman thing.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:30 PM
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And I was sure you were going to go somewhere with snowballs.


I was waiting for the boob joke. Still am.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:34 PM
I've only heard the snowballs one.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:43 PM
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Actually all that know me realize how deeply sensitive and in touch with myself that I really am.

Now, who's gonna pounce on the "in touch with myself" line?
Please Coot if you have to touch yourself you can keep it to yourself, we really don't need to know!

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:44 PM
Come on Pam; You've got more than that!!

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:46 PM
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Sex on demand from your husband.


jesus christ i'd be on my back all freaking night! Dr. Laura can kiss my ass.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:49 PM
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Come on Pam; You've got more than that!!
Okay....
How many balls (of snow) does it take to make and Oldcoot snowman? Only 3....

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:50 PM
What about sex on demand from your wife?
 
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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 02:51 PM
There ya go. I knew it was in ya.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 03:00 PM
You just knew huh, Lee? LMAO....

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 03:03 PM
where's all the snow blower jokes?

 

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What about sex on demand from your wife?


Huh???...
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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 03:15 PM
Now we're getting into the spirit of things! I knew you gals had some cheap shots in ya!

There is a joke about" a snowblower that doesn't work" as a punchline. However, I'm only looking to offend women this afternoon.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 03:18 PM
Geez Coot and this woman had a nice award I WAS going to mail you...

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 03:18 PM
cooter you didnt offend me Dr. Laura did!

LOL

 

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  posted on 10/1/2003 at 03:25 PM
There are 2 ways to read that Dr Laura statement....

Sex, on demand from you husband.... (he demands, you give it)
or...

Sex on demand, from your husband... (you demand, he gives it)

I'll choose the latter (hypothetically speaking, as I'm single)....

 

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