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Author: Subject: My shorts keep riding up! Curse you, Obama!

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 12:34 PM
Just say no to wedgies...

 

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Zen Peach



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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 12:40 PM
Switch to Fruit of the Loom. Now that's change you can believe in.

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 12:42 PM
Turn them inside out and get twice the wear between washings. Hell, wear them for a week. Then you really will be going green.

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:01 PM
Maybe the rest of you is riding down......... why is it always the shorts fault?

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:11 PM
You are lucky to HAVE shorts!!! There are plenty of children in China who would love to have shorts!

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:12 PM
Since when is it the governments job to bail out your shorts? I don't remember seeing that in the constitution.......

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:25 PM
I can't believe Obama hasn't fixed the shorts problem yet. He can't even get his own party to agree on a plan.

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:26 PM
Although I also think the government should stay out of my shorts.

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:28 PM
People are probably going to have to share shorts. Socialism, you know.

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:36 PM
I refuse to pay more taxes just so some looser can have better fitting shorts!

I just know there will be a "Skid Marked for Clean" trade-in program somewhere in our future.

Will Congress give up their "New Shorts for Life" program and join the public option?

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:46 PM

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:50 PM
You'd think an organization that gives daily briefs would be more sensitive to this critical issue.
 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:52 PM

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 01:54 PM
Ask not what your shorts can do for you ... ask what you can do for your shorts.

(obviously the above 'gentleman' has not heard this wise adage... )

[Edited on 7/31/2009 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 7/31/2009 at 02:14 PM
That's what my eyes are like after seeing that!
 
 


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