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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 12:15 PM
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/breaking/story/858947.html

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 12:39 PM
You don't suppose he'll make bail by hocking a Strat, do ya'?


 
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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 12:43 PM
A horse is a horse,
of course, of course
you can't have intercourse with a horse, of course
that is unless the horse's name is Sugar!

"Was this guy pitchin' or catchin'?

If he was pitchin', he'd have to be hung like a ... Nah! Ain't gonna go there!

The owner is having the horse treated for any infection that she might've acquired during this tryst!

Just when you think you've heard it all!

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 12:49 PM
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You don't suppose he'll make bail by hocking a Strat, do ya'?




Bluedad? Hmmm. He DID tell Miss Thang that her horse was in the mail. Has he gone and changed his orientation again?

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:00 PM
Did he make the horse " happy" ?

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:03 PM
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The owner is having the horse treated for any infection that she might've acquired during this tryst!
There were soooooo many items in this story that had me scratching my head but this one definitely stood out. Ewwwwww!

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:10 PM
mental disease?. nothing an ass full of buckshot can't cure.
 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:12 PM
how embarassing & really makes ya wonder wtf?! ugh!
growing up in a very rural area filled mostly with dairy farms & Amish families, there were various rumors floating around from time to time about people being caught doing this with horses,cows, goats etc....i do believe it may have happened from time to time on a dare or a drunken state perhaps, but never put much faith into the truth of it cuz it's just very bizzare...

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:22 PM
Amish hayseeds?!

Bizarre indeed.


 
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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:34 PM
Dang ... I scold my dog when she licks my toes !!
 

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Amish hayseeds?!

Bizarre indeed.




The acoustic pickin' tribe!

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:41 PM
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Dang ... I scold my dog when she licks my toes !!


my husband hates when the dog does that too!

lol! then there's the story of the kid who got caught letting his dog lick peanut butter off his boy parts...lol! still nick named puppy molester to this day!

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:42 PM
I hope the horse isn't pregnant. That would be a mess wouldn't it.
 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:50 PM
Q: What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: Is it mine?


'Twould be a horse of a different color, wouldn't it?

 
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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 01:53 PM
" I did not have sexual relations with that horse, Miss Sugar"

(A slight variaton of President Clintons Monica Lewinsky quote).

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 02:41 PM
To quote someone else's tag line from this site " South Wack-o-lina too small to be a country - too large to be an insane asylum." We grow 'em on trees around here!

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 03:37 PM
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To quote someone else's tag line from this site " South Wack-o-lina too small to be a country - too large to be an insane asylum." We grow 'em on trees around here!




Always be aware of the long tall fire boots hanging on a wall in a barn. You know what they are for. And it ain't keeping your feet dry when its raining.................LOL

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 03:43 PM
I smell a bluedud....the sheep are on strike.

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 04:34 PM
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I hope the horse isn't pregnant. That would be a mess wouldn't it.


I don't know, I always thought they were pretty cool . . .


 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 06:48 PM

Bluedad? Hmmm. He DID tell Miss Thang that her horse was in the mail. Has he gone and changed his orientation again?


Did he say the horse is in the mail, or the male is in the horse?

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 07:27 PM
Y'all are a bunch of sick bastards!!!








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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 08:26 PM
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Y'all are a bunch of sick bastards!!!








Carry on!


you fit in very well here my friend!

 

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 08:55 PM
Ya just can't make this sh*t up.

Not once but twice.

Good for Ms. Kenley and her shotgun. Unfortunately this guy will get out again eventually and she'll be afraid for herself and her horses again. Hope she's a good aim.

And on a brighter note--you guys are hysterical!

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  posted on 7/29/2009 at 10:16 PM
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Ya just can't make this sh*t up.

Not once but twice.

Good for Ms. Kenley and her shotgun. Unfortunately this guy will get out again eventually and she'll be afraid for herself and her horses again. Hope she's a good aim.

And on a brighter note--you guys are hysterical!

T


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  posted on 7/30/2009 at 01:02 AM

 

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