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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:00 PM
http://news.aol.com/article/guns-in-kentucky-church/546706

There's something about this happening in a church that's just wrong on a number of levels to my way of thinking.


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[Edited on 6/28/2009 by bigann]

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:09 PM
Who is this Jeusu of whom you speak?

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:25 PM
An prime example of why separation of church and state can be a good idea.

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:26 PM
Better? Without spell check my fingers have a mind of their own!

Now, back to topic......I don't recall reading anything indicating Jesus carried a weapon. But I could be wrong.

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:28 PM
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Now, back to topic......I don't recall reading anything indicating Jesus carried a weapon. But I could be wrong.
I think Jesus' weapon of choice was an olive branch.

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:31 PM
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Now, back to topic......I don't recall reading anything indicating Jesus carried a weapon. But I could be wrong.
I think Jesus' weapon of choice was an olive branch.


Do you think that's where the expression 'walk softly and carry a big stick' first originated?

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:32 PM
"God and guns" isnt that the title of the new [lynyrd skynyrd] album?. I think Jesus would choose him a glock 9mm, it would hold up better if it fell out of his robe whilst he was walking on water.
 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:32 PM
I had this duscussion with one of my most beloved and respected mentors, who always carried a concealed weapon, even to church. His answers were not very saitisfactory, and seemed to focus on the constitution and not anything Jesus said. I can't find anywhere that indicates Jesus carried a weapon of any kind. All I can find is his instruction to love others, to not resist an evil person, and to trust him by taking an eternal perspective rather than trusting anything else and taking a temporal perspective.

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:35 PM
Yeah, that's kind of what I got out of it too.

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 12:36 PM
Kentucky...

There's a surprise

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 01:01 PM
I think he'd pack 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread.

 

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I think he'd pack 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread.


And a .45 if he was going to Kentucky

 

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And a .45 if he was going to Kentucky


But only in church.

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 03:34 PM
Is this the same church that if you accepted Jesus got a free Sony Play Station?

 

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http://news.aol.com/article/guns-in-kentucky-church/546706

There's something about this happening in a church that's just wrong on a number of levels to my way of thinking.


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[Edited on 6/28/2009 by bigann]


The synagogue I work at has more armed members than you can shake a stick at.

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 08:22 PM
Not a problem. You're not the first who's said that.....probably won't be the last. Unfortunately, saying it doesn't make it true. Sorry you had to hear it this way.

 

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 09:06 PM
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Obama wants to take away all our guns. Then he will take away our other freedoms. Sorry you had to hear it this way.


Old news. I heard this a while ago in an email also saying he's a Kenyan-born socialist muslim. Did I miss anything?

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  posted on 6/28/2009 at 09:37 PM
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Kentucky...

There's a surprise



BigV take your smug crap elsewhere.

[Edited on 6/29/2009 by fast43]

 

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Old news. I heard this a while ago in an email also saying he's a Kenyan-born socialist muslim. Did I miss anything?

[Edited on 6/29/2009 by Brock]


Gay affair and marajuana smoker.

[Edited on 6/29/2009 by Haisija]

 

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  posted on 6/29/2009 at 04:58 AM
Does that minister allow them to bring them to confession?

 

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And a .45 if he was going to Kentucky



Comments like this really annoy me, but, I know Kentucky and several Kentuckians. Your statement is proof that you.... do not.

 

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  posted on 6/29/2009 at 09:03 AM
...and the only heat Jesus packed was peace, love and tolerance.

 

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He might if the church was Catholic.

 

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  posted on 6/29/2009 at 09:30 AM
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Does that minister allow them to bring them to confession?
The church in the article was NOT a Catholic church. As far as I know, Catholicism is the only Christian denomination that practices confession.

And my paternal grandmother and great-grandmother were Kentuckians, so watch the snide remarks about Kentuckians.

 

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He might if the church was Catholic.
You beat me to it, ST.

 

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