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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 04:46 PM
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Limbaugh Blames Sanford's Affair On Obama, Because Why Not?

Everyone in the world, of course, is having a big old sad about Mark Sanford, and how his political career is hobbled because he was carrying on a secret dalliance in Argentina. And even though nothing terrible happened to South Carolina while he was out of the country and not informing anyone of his whereabouts and directing his staff to lie for him and whatnot, people are going to have "trust issues" with Sanford now, and so his presidential hopes have dimmed.

Naturally, the question is: Who is to blame for all of this. And the answer is Mark Sanford. Or is it?* You see, Rush Limbaugh, from the "Excellence In Broadcasting" network, has excellently broadcast an excellent theory of who is really to blame.



LIMBAUGH: This Sanford business! I'll tell you, one of the first thoughts that crossed my mind, with Mark Sanford ... this is the first thought: What he did defies logic. This is ... more than being 180 degrees out of phase because of lust, or love. To split the scene for five days, and we know he's been separated, and he knows, by the way, that the newspaper in his state has the emails between him and his concubine down there in Argentina, he knows this. He knows that somebody knows what's going on. He knows his wife knows. So he ups and leaves for five days, doesn't leave anybody in charge of the state, in case there's an emergency.

Right about now, you imagine that Limbaugh is building up to some "thinking with his penis" type of statement, right? But no!

LIMBAUGH: This is almost like: I don't give a damn! Country's going to hell in a handbasket. I just want out of here!

Uhm. .. what?

LIMBAUGH: He had just tried to fight the stimulus money coming to South Carolina. He didn't want any part of it. He lost the battle and said "What the hell? The Federal government is taking over! I want to enjoy life!"

And it goes on from there. Apparently, it's all President Barack Obama's fault, for killing people's "spirit," and making them so "fed up" with the SADNESS that they've got no other choice but to abdicate their grown-up responsibilities and start philandering "before Obama takes away their money" and "their house." And Bill Clinton was in Argentina "the other night," too! So everyone is going to Buenos Aires, for succor. It will be a marvel and a wonder if any 2012 contender hasn't logged some serious time with Latin American mistresses.

Anyway, I think we can all agree that this is a very cunning plan by President Obama, who somehow managed to depress Sanford's spirits so much that he started having an affair months before Obama even became President and started enacting policies.

But then, this is just how Obama's parents and the State of Hawaii planned it out when they spirited the Kenyan infant into the United States and faked his citizenship! "The perfect scheme!" they said, "This mixed-race boy will surely have no trouble winning the presidency! And then, we will totally have our revenge on a South Carolina Governor we've never even heard of yet, for some reason!"

And they almost got away with it!

*Yes, it is.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 04:50 PM
I really wonder what Limbaugh might have to say if he talked out of his mouth instead of his *ss.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 04:52 PM
Limbaugh - the ultimate "expert".

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 04:52 PM
Probably the same stuff, it would just smell better.

 

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Probably the same stuff, it would just smell better.


Probably not....he's so full of it I expect his eyes are brown.

 

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/25/limbaugh-blames-sanfords_n_220993. html

Here you go....in his very own words....he blames the federal government.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 05:18 PM
Is Rush back on drugs????

If he was, at least he'd have an excuse.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 06:28 PM
If RL died today I'd clap.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 06:35 PM
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That's it. I'm fed up with the government. I'm going to Argentina to get laid. I'll tell my wife it's Obama's fault.


I have to admit, I've never heard that excuse before.....points for originality if nothing else.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 07:05 PM
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If RL died today I'd clap.


For a minute there I thought you meant me.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 07:47 PM


Never have listened to the guy, maybe 5 minutes one time years ago. Didn't care for him.


If people like him, then more power to em'.


 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 07:50 PM
The Republicans, the more they shrink, the weirder they get.

 

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If RL died today I'd clap.


Sad..........and I don't even like Rush. Hard to believe people get off on other people dying.

Serial killers and murderers are one thing, but a blowhard radio host...I dunno.

Maybe it's just because the Bible gives me the idea to glorify someone's death is wrong.

Maybe thats my fault for readiing Bible. I know a lot of folks consider it to be rubbish now.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 08:20 PM
Kenny, to each his own.

If it gives you comfort, fantastic.

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 08:42 PM
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Sad..........and I don't even like Rush. Hard to believe people get off on other people dying.

Serial killers and murderers are one thing, but a blowhard radio host...I dunno.

Maybe it's just because the Bible gives me the idea to glorify someone's death is wrong.

Maybe thats my fault for readiing Bible. I know a lot of folks consider it to be rubbish now.


Not sure what bible you read, but the Bible, especially the Old Testament, is one of the most violent books ever written. Thomas Jefferson wrote a version to clean it up, but the regular version of the Bible is full of rape and murder.

http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm

 

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When I was about ten my mother thought it was time I read the Bible. I told her it was very hard to read so would she mind reading it to me so she could tell me what it all meant. She didn't even get through Genesus before putting it up. She said she didn't want me reading about those things until I was older. There was a lot of 'begating' and other stuff going on she didn't want to explain.

 

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I read the Bible( New International Version) because I felt it was time I did. I do a lot of praying also. I got some serious mental and med issues I'm dealing with. Sometimes Praying and believing are the only things that help me make it through each day.

To each his own when it comes to the Bible and religion. Until a few years ago I cared less. I can't say that I feel that way now. One thing I do know about Praying is you don't always get the blessings you ask for, but I understand that.

I will tell you that I love Jesus with all my heart.

I respect anyones right to worship who and whatever they want. What else can I do. People have their own beliefs.

And with that I will hush now.

on with your Rush thread. Excuse me for interrupting

 

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  posted on 6/26/2009 at 10:06 PM
Rush is nothing but a comic book character to me. I take him as seriously as I take Bugs Bunny. At least Bugs Bunny is entertaining. Limbaugh is just an empty bag of wind.

 

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Rush Limbaugh is just an empty bag of wind.


And a full sack of sh!t.

 

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Sad..........and I don't even like Rush. Hard to believe people get off on other people dying.

Serial killers and murderers are one thing, but a blowhard radio host...I dunno.

Maybe it's just because the Bible gives me the idea to glorify someone's death is wrong.

Maybe thats my fault for readiing Bible. I know a lot of folks consider it to be rubbish now.


Kenny, the Bible is the most misunderstood book ever. It is so vast and at times vague that it has been subject to misinterpretation and misrepresentation by people who have their own agenda. Read it for yourself and take whatever you get out of it.


Thats all I can do and I understand what your saying my friend. I'm not trying to be a Bible thumper, I just changed some of my views and i'm not ashamed to admit it. There is a lot of it that I don't understand and parts that are even scary. Somewhere along the way Jesus touched my heart and believe me I got a ton of faults.

 

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And a full sack of sh!t.


How can one be both of those?


Have you seen the amount of space he takes up? You can park a DeSoto in the shadow of his ass.

 

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The grotesque personal attacks are just what he feeds off of. Rush is an entertainer and he does not conceal that fact.

 

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The grotesque personal attacks are just what he feeds off of. Rush is an entertainer and he does not conceal that fact.


Your right about that, Neal Boortz says he loves it when people say bad things about him.

 

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Sad..........and I don't even like Rush. Hard to believe people get off on other people dying.

Serial killers and murderers are one thing, but a blowhard radio host...I dunno.

Maybe it's just because the Bible gives me the idea to glorify someone's death is wrong.

Maybe thats my fault for readiing Bible. I know a lot of folks consider it to be rubbish now.


Kenny, the Bible is the most misunderstood book ever. It is so vast and at times vague that it has been subject to misinterpretation and misrepresentation by people who have their own agenda. Read it for yourself and take whatever you get out of it.

Here's a version of The Book of Genesis that might be of interest to some....

http://www.amazon.com/Book-Genesis-Illustrated-R-Crumb/dp/0393061027/ref=sr _1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246106734&sr=8-1

It's a straight word for word retelling. No satirical edge.

 

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  posted on 6/27/2009 at 08:45 AM
Hopefully Rush is on drugs. That could easily explain things. Hopefully the same for those who listen to him too.

If an errant piece of space junk were to just land on his head while he was out walking around town...

 

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