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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 08:54 AM
LYNNWOOD, Wash. - A 78-year-old woman arrested last month for allegedly beating her 84-year-old husband because she believed he cheated on her several times during their marriage was charged Thursday with assault.

Prosecutors said she hit him with a bowl, pipe and carpet sweeper. He suffered broken ribs, pelvis and a wrist.

One witness told police the woman admitted kicking her husband three times in the groin in the last six months because she believed he had an affair 35 years ago.

I wonder how the discussion started?!

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 09:50 AM
ha, pretty funny.
 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 09:51 AM
wow...

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 09:54 AM
Geez, even the elderly ones never forget anything.
 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 10:42 AM
Probably had an affair last week but couldn't remember that one ... just the one 35 years ago!!!!!

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 11:06 AM
Reminds me of that Richard Pryor routine: "Women never forget anything! Everything can be going just fine, and she'll say, "what was that $hit you said last February?""

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 11:07 AM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I remember a story from [Willie Nelson] he was out carousing one night, comes home stinking of whiskey, perfume, etc. passes out, when he is rudely awoken by his first wife beating the sh!t out of him with a broom handle!. she sewed him up in his bed-sheet so he could not run!.

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 11:29 AM
Wow - how do you have the energy to beat someone up at 78 years old! I have to admit, it would never occur to me to try and beat up my husband.

 

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Wow - how do you have the energy to beat someone up at 78 years old! I have to admit, it would never occur to me to try and beat up my husband.


I guess the pipe did all the work!

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 01:26 PM
Pipes don't kill people. People kill people.

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 01:39 PM
She sure gave him a pole dance.

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 01:47 PM
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Pipes don't kill people. People kill people.


BDOB, no one was killed, except maybe some feelings died....

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 01:55 PM
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Pipes don't kill people. People kill people.


BDOB, no one was killed, except maybe some feelings died....


Ouch

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 02:29 PM
[qoute]...the woman admitted kicking her husband three times in the groin in the last six months because she believed he had an affair 35 years ago.


Talk about holding a grudge.

 

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  posted on 5/20/2009 at 09:42 PM
Good to see someone else noticed that the first items mentioned were a bowl and a pipe!

with the age of these two, it looks like it's is another example of what they say - that stuff wrecks your short-term memory!

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 07:11 AM
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Pipes don't kill people. People kill people.



I don't care who you are, that is some funny $hit right there....

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 07:43 AM
When pipes are outlawed, only outlaws will have pipes....

Hmmmmmmm....

I might be on to something there. Got a light?

 

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