piper
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:26 AM |
One that i always remember and that makes me laugh every time is when jerry comes home and checks his answering machine and listens to a message from george
that says ""Hi it's George, I've got nothing to say." Can't find a youtube clip of it. Classic
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Brock
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:32 AM |
Has to be "not that there's anything wrong with that."
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lonomon
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:35 AM |
"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. "
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amyjared
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:35 AM |
Too many come to mind...
"Not that there's anything wrong with that.."
"King of the Castle.."
"Get out...."
but one of my faves is when George calls from a changing room at a men's clothing store, in his underwear, frantic as all get out, "Jerry, you gotta help me, I'm here in the men's room, etc..." and Jerry replies coyly...
"Who is this?" ____________________
"The only funeral you should ever try to interrupt is your own, and that should be a full-time job." -Kinkstah
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oldcoot
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:46 AM |
| "Delores!" ____________________
"Y'all know the Fire Marshall... that's the cat that can't get a job as a policeman." Duane Allman
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lonomon
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:48 AM |
"Elaine, you don't understand! This isn't plans 1 through 8. This is Plan 9.
This is the one that worked. The worst movie ever made."
____________________
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kitchenboy
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:50 AM |
Two that come to mind quickly
Kramer in the masturbation contest bursts back into Jerry’s apt 30 seconds after looking at the girl through the window…..
“I’m out.”
George running out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles
“Say Vandeley!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T35QhLx_KI
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yankweed1
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:53 AM |
" and you wanna be my latex salesman!!
Kramer .. is that a Titleist??? hole in one...
not theres anything wrong with that??
George.. I said it once to a dog , it licked itself and left the room......... ____________________
make music not war 
 
http://www.e-z-2-win.com/hats.htm
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dougrhon
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:54 AM |
quote:
Two that come to mind quickly
Kramer in the masturbation contest bursts back into Jerry’s apt 30 seconds after looking at the girl through the window…..
“I’m out.”
George running out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles
“Say Vandeley!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T35QhLx_KI
The followup is better:
Jerry: "And you want to be my latex salesman."
A few others:
"Looove the Drake"
"Why would anyone leave a country where they have ponies to come to a non-pony country? It just doesn't make sense. Am I wrong?"
"His last words were 'cherish the cabin'"
"It's Moops" "Moors" "Moops" "Moors"
"There was no pick, no pick." ____________________
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crosstownbar
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 11:55 AM |
What always tickles me is a coupla of the over-the-top
characters ... the ones that have Jerry nearly to laugh
becuz their performance is so good.
Library Cop
The Moyel (Jewish official circumcisor)
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Alwar
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 12:03 PM |
How about when George thinks he's going to be a father and says,
"You mean, I'm gonna be a father?"
"I did it" running down the hallway --
"My boys can swim! My boys can swim!" ____________________
"It is your ATTITUDE, not your APTITUDE, that determines your ALTITUDE." Z.Z.
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Smattermonnat
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 12:11 PM |
a few:
Kramer: "All right, look. I'm going to be honest. I'm very interested in the
van."
Jerry: "OK, fine. 'What do I have to do to put you in this van today?'"
Kramer, pointing to the newspaper ad: "Well, I don't really have any money.
But it says right here, 'interesting trades considered'."
Jerry: "You put that in!"
Kramer, pulling out an undershirt: "And I'm glad I did. Here."
Jerry: "You want to trade me an undershirt?"
Kramer: "No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt. He
took this off to do sit-ups in the park and I nabbed it."
Jerry: "That's disgusting."
Kramer: "Well, it's my final offer."
and from my all time favorite episode:
KRAMER: Hey, Jerry! Come in here a sec! Hey!
JERRY: Oh my God!
KRAMER: It's the Merv Griffin set
JERRY: How did you get this in here?
KRAMER: Oh, you just bring it in sideways and hook it.
JERRY: So where are you gonna sleep?
KRAMER: Yeah ... backstage.
ELAINE: Phew! This chair smells like garbage.
KRAMER: Oh, well a lot of the stars from the 70's - they were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV
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“Music is music- it doesn’t require technique or expertise as much as it requires sincerity and emotion.”.- Danny Louis
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dadof2
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 12:18 PM |
shrinkage
Babu
Poppy's Pee Pee
Festivus
library cop
Kramer's head on the body of a buttered turkey
The Bro(Man-Bra)
George caught masturbating by his mother....to Glamour magazine 
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JimSheridan
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 12:24 PM |
Serenity now!!
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lolasdeb
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 12:30 PM |
yada yada yada ...
I'm out!
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp.
I'm speechless. I have no speech. 
Cosmo - You're wasting your life.
George - I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.
Cosmo - They're trying to screw with your head.
Jerry - Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head?
Cosmo - Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.
Jerry - You will be stunned.
Elaine - Stunned by soup?
etc, etc, etc ____________________
"Come on down to the Mermaid Cafe and I will buy you a bottle of wine, and we'll laugh and toast to nothing and smash our empty glasses down..."
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lonomon
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 12:33 PM |
Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen. Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. There's someone here I'd like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza. He is one of the applicants.
George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.
George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.
George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
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Brock
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 12:51 PM |
quote:
Serenity now!!
I love that one.
Also, "no soup for you!" , Terri Hatcher: "they're real, and they're magnificent."
And George, my favorite character, recounting how he saved the whale in the Marine Biologist, "the sea was angry that day my friend..."
I could go on...
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BobMeader
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 01:10 PM |
The best television comedy ever.
"I am not going to hell."
"You stole my Jesus fish!" ____________________
My momma said typing would be a good thing to know....that was BEFORE computers....
Bobby from CT
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Chain
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 01:30 PM |
"Hellooooo, Newman."
"Yes, ah, from the clinic."
"George, as a Juiliard trained physician, it's my opinion...."
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pacman
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 01:39 PM |
It smells like.....B.O.
[Edited on 5/6/2009 by pacman]
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stormyrider
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 01:48 PM |
"that is one magic loogie"
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
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piper
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 01:53 PM |
quote:
and from my all time favorite episode:
KRAMER: Hey, Jerry! Come in here a sec! Hey!
JERRY: Oh my God!
KRAMER: It's the Merv Griffin set
JERRY: How did you get this in here?
KRAMER: Oh, you just bring it in sideways and hook it.
JERRY: So where are you gonna sleep?
KRAMER: Yeah ... backstage.
ELAINE: Phew! This chair smells like garbage.
KRAMER: Oh, well a lot of the stars from the 70's - they were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV
i love the confused look on jim fowlers face when, thinking he's on an actual tv show, says "where are the camera's?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxhs-O_9BLc (5:55)
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dadof2
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 01:55 PM |
Dr. Van Nostrand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPxoUHRlx58&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JGkMB2gFC0&feature=related
[Edited on 5/6/2009 by dadof2]
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nebish
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 01:55 PM |
This reminds me I have a 2001 Seinfeld stand up comedy show vine with nobody to send it to. Seinfeld has a great live show. If interested check here:
http://www.allmanbrothers.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=XForum&fi
le=viewthread&tid=84170#pid2109732
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Haisija
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posted on 5/6/2009 at 01:56 PM |
 Hello Newman ! ____________________
If we practice and eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, soon the whole world will be blind and toothless. -Mahatma Gandhi.
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