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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 09:05 AM
Here's mine: I went to high school in Simi Valley, California. I was 17 so it was 1972.
There were some very wild parties in town on Friday nights thrown by the older hippie types, and you'd hear about them all over town. One Friday night my best friend Randy(also 17) and I went to one. Not long after we got there, we walked into the kitchen. There was a guy leaning back against the kitchen counter, he had a beer in his right hand, his left hand on the head of the girl who was kneeling down in front of him. He had his pants down, and she was doing her "job", and doing it quite aggressively and emphatically. He was very nonchalant about the whole thing, as if he were only accommodating her wishes.

Now Randy and I were both virgins. We of course took a long look, but kept walking out the other end of the kitchen. We both looked at each other and said, "Did you see what I just saw?"

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 09:16 AM
Easy.

For Senior Week, right after HS graduation, down at the shore,
some straight as an arrow girl got real drunk and decided to
strip down at a party and proceeded to blow at least 20 guys
on the dining room table.

Due to my girlfriend being with me at said party, my participation
was to just watch.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 09:17 AM
Ah . . . so you were one of those two kids.



That story is a little tame . . . you've never been to a bachelor party thrown by and for guys that just don't give a f***?

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 09:20 AM
Is this the Philzone?

"To the best of my knowledge, I can't recall."

 

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Ah . . . so you were one of those two kids.



That story is a little tame . . . you've never been to a bachelor party thrown by and for guys that just don't give a f***?


My response was to robslob's post.

Lonomon's is more in line with what I'm talking about.

 

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I was at a pig roast that a buddy of mine holds annually. It's a kid's and parents thing until after dark. By the time the kids are all gone, everyone's pretty hammered. I no longer drink and am pretty conservative, so I clear out early too- usually. There's always some sort of shenanigans going on there that I'm not comfortable with.
I stayed late at one of these and walked into the kitchen, and to my surprise, there were about 10 really nice looking women in their early 20's all buck naked. They were wiggling and giggling. I was like "WTF??" They tried to get me (and anyone else going by) to join them.
I exited quickly and went and sat in my car to have a smoke and digest what I'd seen. I saw commotion in front of me and in the parked car ahead was a flurry of activity. It quickly spilled out onto the lawn, and there were two girls and 1 guy going at it fiercely.
Ok, now WTF? really!
I went back in the house into the lower level by the bar and asked a buddy where all of these tramps have come from. He said they all were employees of my friend's wife.
She managed a KinderCare at the time.
Gosh, I wonder why the world's going to hell?

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 09:29 AM
Droogie: Now GOLDTOPPER's was a timid post, if you want to read one.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 09:54 AM
Joe Fester doing a blow up sheep out back of a bar in Gadsden.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 10:49 AM
Was at a birthday party once, and little Billy ate too much cake and threw up. Was really wild.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 10:52 AM
I just thought of another one-
When I was a 17 yr old kid I worked at an Irish bar in St. Paul. It was the best job in the world- I got to drink for free and had my choice of many of life's pleasures- this was before I became sober and conservative btw...

One night at an after-hours soiree, it musta been near dawn and everyone was passed out all over the flop house where we'd been partying. I was on a couch in the living room and heard a noise. A rather rhythmic beat, followed by some grunting.
There was this biker there that hung around the bar called PorkChop.
The sound I was awakened to was PorkChop wanking into an open garbage bag. He was still in his leather jacket and chaps, bandana and all, going at himself with the ferocity of a squirrel on meth. It was like a village people nightmare.

 

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He was still in his leather jacket and chaps, bandana and all, going at himself with the ferocity of a squirrel on meth. It was like a village people nightmare.


LOL! ROTF.

 

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I just thought of another one-
When I was a 17 yr old kid I worked at an Irish bar in St. Paul. It was the best job in the world- I got to drink for free and had my choice of many of life's pleasures- this was before I became sober and conservative btw...

One night at an after-hours soiree, it musta been near dawn and everyone was passed out all over the flop house where we'd been partying. I was on a couch in the living room and heard a noise. A rather rhythmic beat, followed by some grunting.
There was this biker there that hung around the bar called PorkChop.
The sound I was awakened to was PorkChop wanking into an open garbage bag. He was still in his leather jacket and chaps, bandana and all, going at himself with the ferocity of a squirrel on meth. It was like a village people nightmare.


LMAO...too funny

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 11:05 AM
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Joe Fester doing a blow up sheep out back of a bar in Gadsden.
Wow....de ja vu.

 

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Went to a co-ed bachelor party and saw a one-nippled stripper. Missing nipple had been bit off by a dog and left lots of scar tissue. Now Iím the one carrying scars from that sight.

 

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Went to a co-ed bachelor party and saw a one-nippled stripper. Missing nipple had been bit off by a dog and left lots of scar tissue. Now Iím the one carrying scars from that sight.


That's funny Rhonda.
Funny that person would be a stripper- I mean there aren't too many qualifications to strip, but I would think having two nipples would have to be one of the few!

 

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Went to a co-ed bachelor party and saw a one-nippled stripper. Missing nipple had been bit off by a dog and left lots of scar tissue. Now Iím the one carrying scars from that sight.
Bluedad has some spare nipples. Maybe he could donate one of his.

Bitten off by a dog?? OUCH!

 

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I was at a pig roast that a buddy of mine holds annually. It's a kid's and parents thing until after dark. By the time the kids are all gone, everyone's pretty hammered. I no longer drink and am pretty conservative, so I clear out early too- usually. There's always some sort of shenanigans going on there that I'm not comfortable with.
I stayed late at one of these and walked into the kitchen, and to my surprise, there were about 10 really nice looking women in their early 20's all buck naked. They were wiggling and giggling. I was like "WTF??" They tried to get me (and anyone else going by) to join them.
I exited quickly and went and sat in my car to have a smoke and digest what I'd seen. I saw commotion in front of me and in the parked car ahead was a flurry of activity. It quickly spilled out onto the lawn, and there were two girls and 1 guy going at it fiercely.
Ok, now WTF? really!
I went back in the house into the lower level by the bar and asked a buddy where all of these tramps have come from. He said they all were employees of my friend's wife.
She managed a KinderCare at the time.
Gosh, I wonder why the world's going to hell?


Whew! For second there, I was afraid you were going to say that someone was "doing" the pig!

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 12:12 PM
I cannot say in a public forum.

 

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Do you mean including dwarves and midgets also?

 

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Went to a co-ed bachelor party and saw a one-nippled stripper. Missing nipple had been bit off by a dog and left lots of scar tissue. Now Iím the one carrying scars from that sight.


That's funny Rhonda.
Funny that person would be a stripper- I mean there aren't too many qualifications to strip, but I would think having two nipples would have to be one of the few!


You'd think wouldn't you? But then again there should be no discrimination in the work place.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 01:04 PM
The wildest thing at a party........A Jewish Santa Claus

It was at an office Christmas party, New Orleans, 1968.

He said, "I am the only Jewish Santa Clause in captivity!!!


Very good sense of humor.

 

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I was at a party back in 1996 at a female friend's house that definitely was the wildest thing I've ever seen. This guy named Mark was new to the party and decided to try and impress everyone by drinking an inordinate amount of whiskey. About an hour later Mark had disappeared, so we went on a search for him throughout the house. About five minute's later we found him passed out in my female friend's "private" bathroom, on the stool, with his pants down, vomit down his shirt, and crap smeared on the walls. When a couple of brave souls started to drag Mark off of the toilet, a turd rolled out of his pants and onto the carpeted floor! Suffice it to say, Mark was never invited back to my friends house and I can't tell the story without crying!
 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 04:04 PM
I have worked with the same people for over 30 years now..we have mellowed !

About 20 years ago at an office Christmas party 3 of my friends.....


1) got his ears boxed by the girl with the biggest boobs in the office

2) literally got the Love On An Elevator treatment

3) got slapped in the face by his wife (in front of everyone) after he exited the men's room with a quite attractive younger woman.


We all still work together and belive me certain events are NEVER forgotten.

[Edited on 2/26/2009 by Peachstatedawg]

 

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I posted this in a Christmas party thread from a while ago, but since it's the wildest party story of any kind of party I've ever been to, I'll post it again...

About 15 years ago, a friend of mine had just moved in with his new girlfriend and they wanted to have a Christmas party/housewarming. (We were all between the ages of, oh, 20-27 at the time) The girl was a really sweet person and was overly concerned about how all of these new people were going to judge her.

The group of people gathered all enjoyed party favors of various types, . Someone had just scored a large sheet of blotter and nearly all in attendance (about 15 people) thought that having an Electric Christmas party was a fine idea. So...doses were distributed, small talk and drinks ensue, and then, of course, after about 30-40 minutes or so everyone starts kicking in, inlcuding the host and hostess.

Now, as we all know, people do stupid things. People on acid do even more stupid things. The girl that was the hostess of the party had a cat, she'd had this cat for about 7 years. Some bozo thought it would be funny to dose the cat.

Now here we all are, well on the road to the peak, and the cat is acting quite strangely in the middle of the living room floor. Laughter and jocularity around, again, keep in mind the mindset of everyone in the room.

Then...the cat fell over. It died, right there in the middle of the room, in front of fifteen people starting what turned out to be about a 10 hour trip.

Needless to say, that moment forever changed my personal deifinition of "freaked out."

Myself and a couple other friends got out of there as fast as we could. The couple broke up the next day and he moved out shortly thereafter.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 04:42 PM
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I was at a party back in 1996 at a female friend's house that definitely was the wildest thing I've ever seen. This guy named Mark was new to the party and decided to try and impress everyone by drinking an inordinate amount of whiskey. About an hour later Mark had disappeared, so we went on a search for him throughout the house. About five minute's later we found him passed out in my female friend's "private" bathroom, on the stool, with his pants down, vomit down his shirt, and crap smeared on the walls. When a couple of brave souls started to drag Mark off of the toilet, a turd rolled out of his pants and onto the carpeted floor! Suffice it to say, Mark was never invited back to my friends house and I can't tell the story without crying!
Wild? Perhaps. Disgusting? DEFINITELY!

 

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