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  posted on 2/20/2009 at 04:17 PM
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

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  posted on 2/20/2009 at 05:21 PM
LMAO!!!

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 01:01 PM
LOL!!

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 02:28 PM
"sildenafil citrate" doesn't have the pizazz needed?



 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 03:10 PM

 

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  posted on 2/26/2009 at 04:43 PM

 

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  posted on 2/28/2009 at 12:27 PM
Well now we know where Granny was all night comin' home a 7am, she was hanging out with crazy_fingers!

 

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  posted on 2/28/2009 at 12:30 PM
Mount & Do...lmao
 

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  posted on 3/5/2009 at 02:45 PM
Can't let this one fall down thru the pages....
 
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