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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 06:06 PM

This will probably make you laugh out loud ...

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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 06:22 PM
Thanks Hop!!! My sides hurt!
 
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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 06:29 PM
How many of these do you think involved a pointless cell phone conversation?

 

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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 06:35 PM
HI-FREAKIN-LARIOUS!!!
 

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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 07:36 PM

The funniest one (to me) is the lady driving the little-bitty car who can't park in the huge open space while a guy waits in his car behind her so he can drive past. After several minutes he gets out of his car and parks it for her -- first try. Meanwhile she is throwing her hands up helplessly ...

 

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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 07:42 PM
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Partially what I was thinking. In the US, add a giant SUV to the mix.

 

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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 07:50 PM
I'm dyin!

True story: several years ago, I hear a loud crash outside of my office window. I went out, and a lady had plowed into a car parked on the side of the road. She almost succeeded in putting her eye out with the mascara stick (she was doing makeup while driving). She swore that the car pulled out in front of her. The only problem was that the car was parked and empty.

 

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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 07:53 PM
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The funniest one (to me) is the lady driving the little-bitty car who can't park in the huge open space while a guy waits in his car behind her so he can drive past. After several minutes he gets out of his car and parks it for her -- first try. Meanwhile she is throwing her hands up helplessly ...
Got this in an email earlier today and this one right here made me laugh the hardest!

 

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  posted on 2/10/2009 at 07:59 PM
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I'm dyin!

True story: several years ago, I hear a loud crash outside of my office window. I went out, and a lady had plowed into a car parked on the side of the road. She almost succeeded in putting her eye out with the mascara stick (she was doing makeup while driving). She swore that the car pulled out in front of her. The only problem was that the car was parked and empty.


Must've been the same Ukrainian woman (recently emigrated to the USA) who T-Boned me in the GE Healthcare HQ parking lot, where I worked at the time, knocking me into a 45 degree angle...she had to back up so I could get out of the driver's side door. I practically fell out of the car, dazed from the impact, and my shoulder had been knocked out of its socket. After freely admitting guilt she later blamed ME for the accident-that is, once her husband got to the scene and started telling everyone what happened, even though he was all the way across the campus when it happened.

Needless to say, I won in court....or should I say, out of court.

 

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