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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 06:20 PM
The sky is falling

Thursday January 22 2009
West Coast new reports

The sky is falling and it’s all due to the new policies of the Obama administration. RBK , regular contributor on the ABB HTW site, has repeatedly called Mr Obama the Messiah. It turns out he’s right after only 2 days in office the sky is officially falling. We shall next experience a serious of disasters of both natural and human tragedies. The US will implode into a world of “liberal” hell. Blue fire will abound and businesses will move to out of the Americas to other 3rd world countries where slavery and child labor will fill the greed in countries that have no regulation leaving virtually every American citizen destitute and homeless. Our every penny earned will be taxed and we will all owe the government 10% for late fees. Our military will officially disband and we will burn every gun , ammo and military weapon of destruction. We will next plant daisys thought out the land and join in a huge hand holding ceremony while we sing “At Last” together in poly rhythms and dance while ingesting large amount of mescaline buttons. At the end of it all we will be handed a loaf of moldy bread and taught how to speak Russian

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 07:19 PM
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The sky is falling

Thursday January 22 2009
West Coast new reports

The sky is falling and it’s all due to the new policies of the Obama administration. RBK , regular contributor on the ABB HTW site, has repeatedly called Mr Obama the Messiah. It turns out he’s right after only 2 days in office the sky is officially falling. We shall next experience a serious of disasters of both natural and human tragedies. The US will implode into a world of “liberal” hell. Blue fire will abound and businesses will move to out of the Americas to other 3rd world countries where slavery and child labor will fill the greed in countries that have no regulation leaving virtually every American citizen destitute and homeless. Our every penny earned will be taxed and we will all owe the government 10% for late fees. Our military will officially disband and we will burn every gun , ammo and military weapon of destruction. We will next plant daisys thought out the land and join in a huge hand holding ceremony while we sing “At Last” together in poly rhythms and dance while ingesting large amount of mescaline buttons. At the end of it all we will be handed a loaf of moldy bread and taught how to speak Russian

LMAO!!! Bet they make us sing Kumbaya, too. Comrade (practicing for the innevitable... ).

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 07:48 PM
Yes indeed, our resident peasant is starting to take on quite a few Rasputin like qualities, is he not?




 

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  posted on 12/19/2012 at 02:06 PM
LOL I found this old thread and found it ammusing.
 
 


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