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  posted on 1/21/2009 at 09:34 PM
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I love you.
3. I've had a vasecetomy.

[Edited on 1/22/2009 by Peachstatedawg]

 

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  posted on 1/21/2009 at 09:36 PM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
 

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  posted on 1/21/2009 at 09:42 PM
"I promise not to _um in your mouth". or "this wont hurt a bit"'.

[Edited on 1/22/2009 by pops42]

 

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  posted on 1/21/2009 at 10:00 PM

"That dress Does Not make you look fat honey".


 

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  posted on 1/21/2009 at 10:11 PM
The ABB archival CD featuring a Duane show is being prepared for release.

[Edited on 1/22/2009 by BarrySmith]

 

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  posted on 1/21/2009 at 10:14 PM
It's a can't lose investment!

-Attribution: Bernie Madoff.

 

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  posted on 1/21/2009 at 11:29 PM
1. Of course I have job experience.
2. I'll be home by 10 o'clock.
3. Wow, those are some good looking kids. Smart too....

and some of my favorite married ones
3. Don't be silly honey, I love having your folks come over to visit.
4. No, I don't think your sister is a wack job.

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 12:55 AM
pointing at the person next to them " he/she did it"

"If you vote for me, I promise to do this, that and everything"

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 12:59 AM
The bass player sobered up, and the drummer doesn't like solos.

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 06:54 AM
quote:
"I promise not to _um in your mouth".
quote:

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! thisun can work both ways LMAO!!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 09:20 AM
"It can cause flashbacks."

The Big House movie documentary will be released soon.

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 09:29 AM
"It's not you, it's me".
 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 09:31 AM
"She's just a friend."

" No I don't think _________'s wife is good looking."

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 10:39 AM
"I told Congress, 'Thanks but no thanks'..."

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 10:59 AM
" I just wanna cuddle . "
 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 11:29 AM
Change.

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 11:33 AM
I'll just put the tip in
 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 11:34 AM
I'm not racist, some of my best friends are black.

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 11:36 AM
according to don imus the most frequent lies
in the music biz are:
1. don't worry, we'll have a bunch of guys there to help
you unload your equipment when you get here.
2. be cool, the guy with the dope is 20 minutes away.
3. .. i forget the last one, sorry

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 12:32 PM
gotta be
i will lower your taxes!!!

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 12:49 PM
Saddam Hussien has weapons of mass distruction.

how many times did the bush administration push that lie?

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 01:09 PM
You too can make a $100,000 a year from the comfort of your own home!

It's all just a big coincidence . . . same time, place, name, vehicle

It was a one-time thing

Let's talk about it later

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 01:32 PM
This will only take a minute.

This will not hurt a bit.

I forgot.

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 01:37 PM
David Allan Coe just called. He's suing half your a$$es.

 

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  posted on 1/22/2009 at 03:13 PM
I never received that notice in the mail.
 
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