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  posted on 11/19/2008 at 06:59 PM
A fat woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an old drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.
She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little ole drunk slaps his money down on the bar and says, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approaches the little ole drunk and says, "Hey Buddy , it's your own business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why in hell do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

 

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  posted on 11/19/2008 at 07:05 PM
LOL!!!

 

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  posted on 11/19/2008 at 07:23 PM
Now that's funny!!!

 

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  posted on 11/19/2008 at 07:55 PM
I first heard a version of that from Jackie "the joke man" Martling.

 

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  posted on 11/19/2008 at 08:17 PM
I love big girls.

 

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  posted on 11/19/2008 at 08:19 PM
LMAO

 

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  posted on 11/19/2008 at 08:39 PM

 

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  posted on 11/19/2008 at 10:26 PM
greatstuff

 

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