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  posted on 7/17/2014 at 10:03 AM
good ol' Little Rhody. Worst roads in the country. Worst bridges in the country. (according to a WH study) Highest unemployment rate in the country. Top of the list in worst education/place to raise a family. Second highest in car maintenance, repairs/fees. Throw in the tax rate, the 7 month winters and one of the most inept, backward-thinking, corrupt legislatures in the world and bingo...Mark is moving to Oklahoma...just to piss off MacKenzie.
 

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  posted on 7/17/2014 at 10:05 AM
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good ol' Little Rhody. Worst roads in the country. Worst bridges in the country. (according to a WH study) Highest unemployment rate in the country. Top of the list in worst education/place to raise a family. Second highest in car maintenance, repairs/fees. Throw in the tax rate, the 7 month winters and one of the most inept, backward-thinking, corrupt legislatures in the world and bingo...Mark is moving to Oklahoma...just to piss off MacKenzie.


Whoa. That's too close to Kansas for comfort. Might I suggest New Mexico?

 

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  posted on 7/18/2014 at 08:41 AM
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...Mark is moving to Oklahoma...just to piss off MacKenzie.


That won't piss me off.....you and Oklahoma deserve each other.

You know the only reason Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

'Cause Oklahoma sucks!

 

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  posted on 7/18/2014 at 09:40 AM
it wouldn't bother you me living in Oklahoma, bringing with me all might and glory, attired in full Patriots regalia? You mean you wouldn't want that living next door to you? gina and I over for dinner on Saturday nights?

I'm surprised.


 

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  posted on 7/18/2014 at 09:59 AM
You two deserve each other........

 

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  posted on 7/18/2014 at 12:04 PM
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You two deserve each other........


who? MacKenzie and gina?

yeah...I suppose gina and DUG being good buds'd work for a while.

gina could explain to him the shifts in the Texas weather and how Usama is hiding out in Utah.

DUG'd love it...

DUG m'boy, I'll pack up gina's things, she'll be there this weekend...

have a good one...

 

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  posted on 7/18/2014 at 12:05 PM
then again, I could send her to Kansas...
 

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  posted on 7/18/2014 at 03:41 PM
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then again, I could send her to Kansas...

A fate worse than death, I'n sure. Good idea. Let Bhawk deal with her.
As for "popping over for dinner".................I don't think you quite have a grasp of the scope and size of the distances out here. My in laws and my family both live in north central Texas. It's a three hour drive.

 

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  posted on 7/19/2014 at 08:57 AM
three hours?

here in Rogue Island, driving anywhere more than 30 minutes requires packing a lunch, getting gas, notifying family that "you'll be out", shutting the house down into vacation mode and taping "Judge Judy" on dvd.


 

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  posted on 7/19/2014 at 09:03 AM
Our three hour drive is at 75 mph.

 

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  posted on 7/21/2014 at 10:59 AM
enough about the dysfunctional circus of human misery, aka, RI.

Let's talk football. And there's but one word, as you all know...

Patriots !!!

 

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  posted on 7/22/2014 at 09:27 PM
Enough about second place finishers........ this will be the year of the return of the Monsters of the Midway......... Go Bears!

 

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  posted on 7/24/2014 at 06:12 AM
The Cowboys arrived at traiining camp yesterday.....still undefeated for 2014!

 

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  posted on 7/25/2014 at 12:54 AM
Yet nobody cares.....................

 

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  posted on 7/25/2014 at 08:06 AM
.......about 'Da Bears!

 

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  posted on 7/25/2014 at 11:29 AM
oh dear.

must I suffer through feeble attempts at you fellers trying to have your beleaguered franchises attain some sort of recognition?

forget it. succumb to glory...

PATRIOTS !!!!

 

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  posted on 7/26/2014 at 03:11 PM
Speaking of suffering.................

 

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  posted on 7/28/2014 at 05:43 AM
Sang and suffering........a perfect match.

 

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  posted on 7/29/2014 at 10:29 AM
you sillies...

prepare for the inevitable.

weep and mourn.

stock up on canned goods, slap them on the backs of your flea-bitten camels and head for the cave.

doom looms.

PATRIOTS !!!

 

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  posted on 7/29/2014 at 06:04 PM
You've been listening to your girlfriend Gina too long....................


The only doom will be some doom dancing in the streets of Chicago celebrating their first winning Super Bowl since 1985................

 

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  posted on 7/30/2014 at 06:23 AM
You are both obviously delusional. You should move to Texas. You and Jerry could talk about how great your teams are together.

 

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  posted on 7/30/2014 at 12:46 PM
do you hear that?

they're marching forward...

run! run like the wind!

PATRIOTS !!!!

 

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  posted on 7/31/2014 at 01:53 PM
ZZZZZzzzzz.........

 

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  posted on 7/31/2014 at 02:26 PM
That smell doesn't smell like the wind..............

 

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  posted on 8/5/2014 at 12:07 PM
it's MacKenzie's camel.

get upwind.

 
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