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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 11:54 AM
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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 11:59 AM
Sadly, I traded in my 1997 F150 ext cab a few months ago.

Nickel and dime'g me aside, Bessie was a great ride.

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 12:05 PM

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or Fertalized.




 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 02:42 PM
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or Fertalized.







LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:10 PM
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or Fertalized.






Umm, ew?

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:12 PM
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or Fertalized.






Umm, ew?


That would be ewe.

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:14 PM
Well, since I've been married for 15 years, mine is -

"Hey, come on! It's been two weeks!"

[Edited on 11/5/2008 by TopDroog]

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:16 PM
The classic:

I know ya brought it with ya.

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:19 PM
The best pick-up line I ever heard (and reacted to favorably) was when a sweet, curly-haired blond who had a young Marylin Monore thing going (body and looks) came up to me and said:

"My girlfriend just bet me twenty dollars that I couldn't get you to dance with me, and I don't have twenty dollars to lose."

Well, Hell, how could I refuse? Btw, the girl's name was Norma Jean and we dated "off and on" for about a year back in the '80s.

Btw, I've always had a thing for girls that were a bit "forward".

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:19 PM
This is a little off subject, but...

I was driving down Alcoa Hwy on the way home one evening several years ago. I was passing this old beat-up pick up truck with kind of a "grubby" looking driver. He had a bumper sticker that said:

I don't have to die to donate my organ.

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:21 PM
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This is a little off subject, but...

I was driving down Alcoa Hwy on the way home one evening several years ago. I was passing this old beat-up pick up truck with kind of a "grubby" looking driver. He had a bumper sticker that said:

I don't have to die to donate my organ.


 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:42 PM
I've had some luck with...Hi my name is Ed

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:51 PM
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I've had some luck with...Hi my name is Ed



I thought that line only work for Palominos owned by architects named Wilbur?

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 03:56 PM
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I've had some luck with...Hi my name is Mr. Ed



I thought that line only work for Palominos owned by architects named Wilbur?


Wasn't Mr. Ed a filly? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 04:09 PM
Don't know whether or not Mr. Ed was a filly, but Mr. Ed DOES have a Allman connection.

Seems like he had a couple of hits back in the day including this Blues tune written and sang by one Sheldon Allman. Wonder if there is any family connection?

quote:
"The Empty Feed Bag Blues"
Music, lyrics and vocals by Sheldon Allman

When I get up for breakfast
There's no oats in the the bin
Cause every thing is going out
and nothin's comin' in

Believe me when I tell you
I have heard the news
I got those empty feed bag
empty feed bag blues

My pretty filly told me
to stay away tonight
cause all that I bring with me
is a healthy appetite

Why am I so unlucky
me with four horse shoes
I got those empty feed bag
empty feed bag blues


 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 04:23 PM
quote:This is a little off subject, but...

I was driving down Alcoa Hwy on the way home one evening several years ago. I was passing this old beat-up pick up truck with kind of a "grubby" looking driver. He had a bumper sticker that said:

I don't have to die to donate my organ.


So friggin funny!

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 04:34 PM
I can't believe bluedad hasn't found this thread yet!

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 04:35 PM
Lmao!
 

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quote:
quote:This is a little off subject, but...

I was driving down Alcoa Hwy on the way home one evening several years ago. I was passing this old beat-up pick up truck with kind of a "grubby" looking driver. He had a bumper sticker that said:

I don't have to die to donate my organ.


So friggin funny!



I thought I was going to have to pull over I was laughing so hard. The whole picture was just priceless.

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 04:41 PM
Before the Chastain show sat. night, John was hitting on these two young girls sitting on the tailgate of a truck. They were obviously in the 18-21 range. Bluedad asked one of them how old they were. I wish that I could remember exactly how it went.

Basically she ended up getting one over on Bluedad!

It was hillarious!

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 04:43 PM
Bluedad needs to get in this thread and defend hisself.
 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 04:54 PM
Bluedad needs to 'call me'.

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 05:02 PM
who IS bluedad?
lol!!

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 05:08 PM
My old favorite....."If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

 

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  posted on 11/5/2008 at 05:18 PM
LMAO.
Good one.

 
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