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  posted on 10/27/2008 at 07:15 PM
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

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  posted on 10/27/2008 at 07:18 PM

 

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  posted on 10/27/2008 at 07:19 PM
That was good. I especially liked Jewish #3!

 

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  posted on 10/27/2008 at 07:22 PM
Excellent!

 

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  posted on 10/27/2008 at 07:25 PM
Now THAT's funny! Doubt my Jewish stepmother would like it, though. There are five of us kids but she has only one natural born son. Last year at XMAS we were all laughing behind her back because she was only concerned about when he was going to show up, none of her other kids!

[Edited on 10/28/2008 by robslob]

 

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  posted on 10/27/2008 at 08:59 PM
Jesus was a Capricorn...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv7SttbcHIk

[Edited on 10/28/2008 by nlitndrog]

 

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  posted on 10/27/2008 at 09:06 PM
He hung in Chicago until he split....... might be in New Orleans......

 

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  posted on 10/28/2008 at 03:26 PM
The first hippie!

 

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  posted on 10/28/2008 at 04:35 PM
We post a joke about mexicans and we get offended, we post a joke about "special" olympics we get smashed from all angles.... Jokes about the son of God and all other possibilities of nationality..... and its just halarious...... Something is wrong with the state of the world that we are in..... We need change, but I'm afraid it will take more than 1 election to make this world a better place... maybe a great ball of fire will help us to see the light.

 

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  posted on 10/28/2008 at 04:55 PM
Great to see you yurtle. I consider myself a spiritual person. I don't think there is anything wrong with questioning the Bible's true meanings. I am always trying to find that path that gets you closer to God.

 

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  posted on 10/28/2008 at 05:07 PM
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Jokes about the son of God and all other possibilities of nationality..... and its just halarious....
I guess I interpreted this a little differently... not really as a joke about Jesus so much as an ironic commentary of what Jesus is... which is all of us (isn't this the message of Christianity)

(hey there yurtle! )

 

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  posted on 10/28/2008 at 07:20 PM
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Great to see you yurtle. I consider myself a spiritual person. I don't think there is anything wrong with questioning the Bible's true meanings. I am always trying to find that path that gets you closer to God.


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Jokes about the son of God and all other possibilities of nationality..... and its just halarious....
I guess I interpreted this a little differently... not really as a joke about Jesus so much as an ironic commentary of what Jesus is... which is all of us (isn't this the message of Christianity)

(hey there yurtle! )



I was speaking more from the perspective of the Blacks, Jews, Italians, Native American, and Irish.(all of which I am a small percentage of )

The women are being bragged on, and the Cali's can move, lol.

I'm thick skinned, so you can talk about my momma with out offending me, I was just surprised to see it made as it did without someone else blasting it.

 

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