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  posted on 10/14/2008 at 01:26 PM
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'

The Cowboy says: 'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to take off my pants ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'

Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.

 

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  posted on 10/14/2008 at 01:35 PM
Two blond women are talking about their husbands while on lunch break from the office..

"My husband... Just gave me TWO DOZEN RED ROSES... I HATE it when he does that"

"Oh really?..why?" the second woman responded..

"Because...EVERYTIME he gives me red roses, I end up on my back, with my legs spread apart and my feet up in the air for at LEAST a week"

"mmmmm...." ...Says the woman..."Don't you have a Vase ?"

[Edited on 10/14/2008 by BIGV]

 

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  posted on 10/14/2008 at 10:22 PM
hmmmmm......did you say "blond" cowboy?
 

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  posted on 10/15/2008 at 06:24 AM
A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her upper inner thigh.

Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.

She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean'.



 

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  posted on 10/15/2008 at 10:35 AM
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hmmmmm......did you say "blond" cowboy?
Ruthie, I like the way you think!

 

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  posted on 10/15/2008 at 10:39 AM

 

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  posted on 10/15/2008 at 05:42 PM
Used to be a blonde cowboy.....now just a cowboy....the blonde hair went the way of the buffalo the older I got..

 

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  posted on 10/15/2008 at 06:04 PM
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A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her upper inner thigh.

Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.

She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean'.





Baada Bing!

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 11:09 AM
A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

"T-G-I-F" means "Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, ''S-H-I-T" means "Sorry, Honey, it's Thursday."

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 11:16 AM
LMAO.............

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 11:20 AM
those are great....lmao!

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 11:20 AM
those are great....lmao!

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 11:29 AM

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 12:05 PM
Two blondes enter an elevator. In the elevator was a man with with a terrible case of dandruff.
The elevator reaches the mans floor, and he departs.
One blonde looks at the other, and says "He needs Head and Shoulders."
The other blonde replies "I know about the head, but the shoulders?"

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 01:52 PM
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.



There was this blonde guy who painted a target on his foot.......you get the rest. hehehehe

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 01:52 PM
How to drive a blonde crazy?
Put her in round room and tell her there's
diamonds in the corner.

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 01:54 PM
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.



There was this blonde guy who painted a target on his foot.......you get the rest. hehehehe

LMFAO!!

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 01:56 PM
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.



There was this blonde guy who painted a target on his foot.......you get the rest. hehehehe

LMFAO!!


But I still love him. LOL!

 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 04:02 PM
I never could tell a joke to save my life. These are funny. I'm going to have to memorize a few.
 

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  posted on 10/23/2008 at 04:25 PM
Madonna, Britney and Jessica Simpson
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Jessica bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 300 million people happy."

 

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Madonna, Britney and Jessica Simpson
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Jessica bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 300 million people happy."


*snort* ROFL!! Gotta clean the soda off my laptop now. hehehe

 

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