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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:19 PM

It was at some outdoors festival, he was jamming with another band.

We talked after the show, he invited me backstage.

I pulled out a doob and ask Warrren if he wanted to smoke it. It was a regular sized joint.

He turned around with a big blunt in his mouth and said "Yeah I guess so".

So we did...

I woke up puffing on my rolled up pillow.


It was a f*ckin dream. Other than Warren nothing else made sense.

The only bullsh*t part was about my pillow, I threw that one in there.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:24 PM
LMAO!!!!!

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:27 PM
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The only bullsh*t part was about my pillow, I threw that one in there.


Do you have any pets?

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:34 PM
he must be cool to burn with

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:43 PM
Was he a good kisser?

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:44 PM
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The only bullsh*t part was about my pillow, I threw that one in there.


Do you have any pets?


Funny you said that, I should have said I woke up toking on my 5 lb mini-Chihuahua's butt. But I did not think of that until I was in shower a few minutes ago.

I try to take a shower at least once every two weeks. , other wise I just soak down with Mennen Skin Bracer. Although that can be rough on those private area's...ouch !!!

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:45 PM
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Was he a good kisser?


Thank God that did not happen, if it had...you folks sure as hell would have never heard about it.


Although I might have PM'ed Warren.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:52 PM
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The only bullsh*t part was about my pillow, I threw that one in there.


Do you have any pets?


Funny you said that, I should have said I woke up toking on my 5 lb mini-Chihuahua's butt. But I did not think of that until I was in shower a few minutes ago.

I try to take a shower at least once every two weeks. , other wise I just soak down with Mennen Skin Bracer. Although that can be rough on those private area's...ouch !!!




(edit) Whoops - over active click finger

[Edited on 9/10/2008 by alanwoods]

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:54 PM
LMAO....Kenny , you rule

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:56 PM
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The only bullsh*t part was about my pillow, I threw that one in there.


Do you have any pets?


Funny you said that, I should have said I woke up toking on my 5 lb mini-Chihuahua's butt. But I did not think of that until I was in shower a few minutes ago.

I try to take a shower at least once every two weeks. , other wise I just soak down with Mennen Skin Bracer. Although that can be rough on those private area's...ouch !!!




Did you ever hear that Eddie Murphy skit about putting Old Spice on his privates? And his grandmother walking in later - "Eddie - why you got your ***k in the sink?"

Oh - that would probably be fatal for a mini - chihuahua.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 12:59 PM
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I try to take a shower at least once every two weeks. , other wise I just soak down with Mennen Skin Bracer. Although that can be rough on those private area's...ouch !!!




Can't be a Ratdog fan or it would be patchoulli.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:04 PM
LOL Kenny - I want some of what you're taking!

 

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Did you ever hear that Eddie Murphy skit about putting Old Spice on his privates? And his grandmother walking in later - "Eddie - why you got your ***k in the sink?"




I never heard/saw that one, but I do remember as a teen...putting rubbing alcohol on the old "ball bearings" because of a rash from cutting grass for a bunch of folks.

I sang soprano for two days, serious.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:11 PM
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LOL Kenny - I want some of what you're taking!


Thats the problem, i'm not stoned right now.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:24 PM
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LOL Kenny - I want some of what you're taking!


Thats the problem, i'm not stoned right now.


I think I may be going away with the men in the white coats in a minute. People are wondering why I am laughing while sitting in here all by myself.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:26 PM
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LOL Kenny - I want some of what you're taking!


Thats the problem, i'm not stoned right now.


I think I may be going away with the men in the white coats in a minute. People are wondering why I am laughing while sitting in here all by myself.


Good, it's been a long time since I have gotten someone fired...LOL !!!


Geeze this feels like the good ole days, when I wasn't an angry old mental case.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:30 PM




279 views already, I wonder how many of those thought I was serious.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:40 PM
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279 views already, I wonder how many of those thought I was serious.


I, for one, never did. Is a poll in order?

Maybe we could start a thread on unintentional self-inflicted pain.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:48 PM
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LOL Kenny - I want some of what you're taking!
Thats the problem, i'm not stoned right now.
I think I may be going away with the men in the white coats in a minute. People are wondering why I am laughing while sitting in here all by myself.
People are getting used to hearing laughter wafting from my cubicle... (too much time on this site? nah.... )

 

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Did you ever hear that Eddie Murphy skit about putting Old Spice on his privates? And his grandmother walking in later - "Eddie - why you got your ***k in the sink?"




I never heard/saw that one, but I do remember as a teen...putting rubbing alcohol on the old "ball bearings" because of a rash from cutting grass for a bunch of folks.

I sang soprano for two days, serious.






 

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LOL Kenny - I want some of what you're taking!
Thats the problem, i'm not stoned right now.
I think I may be going away with the men in the white coats in a minute. People are wondering why I am laughing while sitting in here all by myself.
People are getting used to hearing laughter wafting from my cubicle... (too much time on this site? nah.... )


Laughter is good - but before I step out and have to interact with "normal" people, I post in the WP and wait for the insult. That'll wipe that smile off. Actually, I do bait for insults occasionally. Another perverse pleasure, I guess.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:56 PM
I think I may have had that same dream!

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 01:58 PM
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I think I may have had that same dream!




Were any animals harmed in the making of this dream?

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 02:06 PM
LMAO

Thanks Kenny

 

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  posted on 9/10/2008 at 02:09 PM



Will this post get 1,000 views before the day is over ?...LOL

 

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