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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 10:24 AM
With the 2008 Summer Olympics coming to a close thought it would be nice to take a stroll back on memory lane and re-visit some of the more brilliant sports commentary...

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the last Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?'



 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 10:37 AM
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With the 2008 Summer Olympics coming to a close thought it would be nice to take a stroll back on memory lane and re-visit some of the more brilliant sports commentary...

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the last Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?'






 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 10:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwM1DWGmsc

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 10:58 AM
Thems is funny! But wasn't the ball kissing thing from Mrs Arnie Palmer on the Tonight Show w/ JC?

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 10:59 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwM1DWGmsc
LMAO!!!

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:01 AM
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5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'


5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:03 AM
Man, some of that must have hurt!

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:17 AM
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Thems is funny! But wasn't the ball kissing thing from Mrs Arnie Palmer on the Tonight Show w/ JC?
That does sound familiar, Brock

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:20 AM
'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'



 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:22 AM
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'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

feeling some deja vu here...

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:25 AM

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:44 AM
amazing

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:52 AM
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Say uncle ???

 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 11:57 AM
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Thems is funny! But wasn't the ball kissing thing from Mrs Arnie Palmer on the Tonight Show w/ JC?


And Julian Dicks is a long-retired English soccer player who never played in the Olympics.



 

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  posted on 8/22/2008 at 12:01 PM
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Thems is funny! But wasn't the ball kissing thing from Mrs Arnie Palmer on the Tonight Show w/ JC?
And Julian Dicks is a long-retired English soccer player who never played in the Olympics.
Think this was from a prior Olympics but couldn't say for sure ... my reserach was 0% ... just passing on hoping to give someone a chuckle (like somebody did for me... )

 

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