JaminRebel
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 07:45 AM |
"Jennie Craig saved my life. If you think I'm fat now, you shoulda seen me before."
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BigDaveOnBass
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 08:08 AM |
The life story of Meat Loaf will be filmed soon, starring Messiah Marcolin as Mr. Loaf.
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CanadianMule
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 08:11 AM |
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"I don't care what they say. Fat Monks can fly"
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Chicago Black Hawks - next season.
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JaminRebel
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 08:13 AM |
"Mr Loaf."
LOL!
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bdwalton77
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 08:22 AM |
I WANNA SAMMICH....SIIIXXXX FEEEET LOOOOONG!!!!
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pops42
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 10:30 AM |
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"Jennie Craig saved my life. If you think I'm fat now, you shoulda seen me before."
"I sold my soul to satan for a bag full of big mac's w/cheeeeeeze.
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Haisija
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 10:46 AM |
AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH I **** ING CAN'T **** ING TAKE IT ANY **** ING MORE THIS **** ING MUSIC **** ING ACTUALLY **** ING SUCKS YOU **** ING DUMB **** ING JUVENILE **** ING DELINQUANT **** ING HOODLEMS I SHOULDA **** ING BEEN A **** ING LAWYER OR A **** ING DOCTOR **** IT TURN THEM **** ING AMPS **** ING OFF AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH ____________________
If we practice and eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, soon the whole world will be blind and toothless. -Mahatma Gandhi.
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bird72
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 10:54 AM |
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"LOOK AT MY TINY LITTLE TONGUE. WHY DID GENE SIMMONS GET THAT BIGGGG ONE? I WANT ONE THISSSSS LONGGGGGGG" ____________________
Rage With Age
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lolasdeb
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 10:54 AM |
quote:
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"LOOK AT MY TINY LITTLE TONGUE. WHY DID GENE SIMMONS GET THAT BIGGGG ONE? I WANT ONE THISSSSS LONGGGGGGG"
ROTFLMAO!!! Oh no you didn't! ____________________
"Come on down to the Mermaid Cafe and I will buy you a bottle of wine, and we'll laugh and toast to nothing and smash our empty glasses down..."
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PhotoRon286
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 11:34 AM |
spiral is not gonna be happy when he gets home from summer school and sees this.
Heh heh.
[Edited on 7/10/2008 by PhotoRon286] ____________________
Hittin' The Web::Hugh Duty Memorial Giveaway has begun!
RIP Hugh Duty
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lonomon
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 11:42 AM |
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"I am Messiah! Hear me ROAR!!!"
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No1ToRunWith
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 posted on 7/10/2008 at 11:45 AM |
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spiral is not gonna be happy when he gets home from summer school and sees this.
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Co-Owner of Charlie Tabers Football
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CanadianMule
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 04:04 PM |
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AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH I **** ING CAN'T **** ING TAKE IT ANY **** ING MORE THIS **** ING MUSIC **** ING ACTUALLY **** ING SUCKS YOU **** ING DUMB **** ING JUVENILE **** ING DELINQUANT **** ING HOODLEMS I SHOULDA **** ING BEEN A **** ING LAWYER OR A **** ING DOCTOR **** IT TURN THEM **** ING AMPS **** ING OFF AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH
I don't think you were supposed to quote actual lyrics.  ____________________
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CanadianMule
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 04:05 PM |
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"The Stench From My Armpits Shall Rise"
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geordielad
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 04:24 PM |
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Keep back, there ain't enough for everyone..... I said the f*ckin' buffet's CLOSED!!! ____________________
You get SOMETHING out of it every night!- Mike "Pickles" Hale
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skypup
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 05:45 PM |
How many times do I have to tell you? Don't squeeze the Charmin..!!!
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becksbolero
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posted on 7/10/2008 at 05:56 PM |
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
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PhotoRon286
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posted on 7/11/2008 at 05:22 PM |
| Epic. ____________________
Hittin' The Web::Hugh Duty Memorial Giveaway has begun!
RIP Hugh Duty
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nitelite51
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posted on 7/11/2008 at 05:34 PM |
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I've GOT to get more fiber in my diet! ____________________
we are not here to create or cling to beliefs. we are here to pay attention.
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steadyhorse
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posted on 7/11/2008 at 06:25 PM |
Sam Kinison reincarnated as a bad singer ____________________
"I said don't ask no stupid questions and I won't send you away,
If you want to talk fishing, well I guess that'll be okay"
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PhotoRon286
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posted on 7/11/2008 at 07:49 PM |
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Sam Kinison reincarnated as a bad singer
NO!
Sam had talent. ____________________
Hittin' The Web::Hugh Duty Memorial Giveaway has begun!
RIP Hugh Duty
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sixty8
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posted on 7/11/2008 at 07:57 PM |
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I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
Cause two out of three ain't bad
The Loaf Shall Rise!!!! ____________________
Pete
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gotdrumz
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posted on 7/11/2008 at 11:25 PM |
I was so constipated... hadn't had a movement in a week....and when I finaly did....well the turd was this big !
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BIGV
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posted on 7/12/2008 at 12:15 AM |
"Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doing the town and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny"...."Gawd, how I love the Captain & Tenielle"
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