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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 07:45 AM






"Jennie Craig saved my life. If you think I'm fat now, you shoulda seen me before."







 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 08:08 AM


The life story of Meat Loaf will be filmed soon, starring Messiah Marcolin as Mr. Loaf.

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 08:11 AM
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"I don't care what they say. Fat Monks can fly"








 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 08:13 AM

"Mr Loaf."



LOL!




 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 08:22 AM
I WANNA SAMMICH....SIIIXXXX FEEEET LOOOOONG!!!!
 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 10:30 AM
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"Jennie Craig saved my life. If you think I'm fat now, you shoulda seen me before."








"I sold my soul to satan for a bag full of big mac's w/cheeeeeeze.

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 10:46 AM

AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH I **** ING CAN'T **** ING TAKE IT ANY **** ING MORE THIS **** ING MUSIC **** ING ACTUALLY **** ING SUCKS YOU **** ING DUMB **** ING JUVENILE **** ING DELINQUANT **** ING HOODLEMS I SHOULDA **** ING BEEN A **** ING LAWYER OR A **** ING DOCTOR **** IT TURN THEM **** ING AMPS **** ING OFF AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 10:54 AM
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"LOOK AT MY TINY LITTLE TONGUE. WHY DID GENE SIMMONS GET THAT BIGGGG ONE? I WANT ONE THISSSSS LONGGGGGGG"

 

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"LOOK AT MY TINY LITTLE TONGUE. WHY DID GENE SIMMONS GET THAT BIGGGG ONE? I WANT ONE THISSSSS LONGGGGGGG"
ROTFLMAO!!! Oh no you didn't!

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 11:34 AM
spiral is not gonna be happy when he gets home from summer school and sees this.


Heh heh.

[Edited on 7/10/2008 by PhotoRon286]

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 11:42 AM
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"I am Messiah! Hear me ROAR!!!"

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 11:45 AM
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spiral is not gonna be happy when he gets home from summer school and sees this.



 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 04:04 PM
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AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH I **** ING CAN'T **** ING TAKE IT ANY **** ING MORE THIS **** ING MUSIC **** ING ACTUALLY **** ING SUCKS YOU **** ING DUMB **** ING JUVENILE **** ING DELINQUANT **** ING HOODLEMS I SHOULDA **** ING BEEN A **** ING LAWYER OR A **** ING DOCTOR **** IT TURN THEM **** ING AMPS **** ING OFF AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH


I don't think you were supposed to quote actual lyrics.

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 04:05 PM
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"The Stench From My Armpits Shall Rise"








 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 04:24 PM
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Keep back, there ain't enough for everyone..... I said the f*ckin' buffet's CLOSED!!!

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 05:45 PM


How many times do I have to tell you? Don't squeeze the Charmin..!!!

[Edited on 7/10/2008 by skypup]

 

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  posted on 7/10/2008 at 05:56 PM


I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!







 

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  posted on 7/11/2008 at 05:22 PM
Epic.

 

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  posted on 7/11/2008 at 05:34 PM
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I've GOT to get more fiber in my diet!

 

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  posted on 7/11/2008 at 06:25 PM


Sam Kinison reincarnated as a bad singer

 

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  posted on 7/11/2008 at 07:49 PM
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Sam Kinison reincarnated as a bad singer



NO!


Sam had talent.

 

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  posted on 7/11/2008 at 07:57 PM
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I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
Cause two out of three ain't bad


The Loaf Shall Rise!!!!

 

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  posted on 7/11/2008 at 11:25 PM


I was so constipated... hadn't had a movement in a week....and when I finaly did....well the turd was this big !

 

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  posted on 7/12/2008 at 12:15 AM



"Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doing the town and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny"...."Gawd, how I love the Captain & Tenielle"



 

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