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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 10:39 AM
God has blessed me with 3 wonderful children. But now, I taking it into my own hands to prevent Him from blessing me with anymore.

If anyone has had the big V, please share your experiences.

i'll be posting about the prodecure, the after effects, pain and maybe some photos ... well, maybe not.

any questions out there? any positive encouragement would be appreciated!

 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 10:57 AM
I went to see my doctor about getting a vasectomy and he said "with a face like yours you don't Need one!"
Rodney Dangerfield.
Still the first thing I think of when I hear someone discuss this procedure.
Seriously though, take Friday off, get it done, get your pain pills and get home before the local wears off. Plan on sitting in a bucket of ice for the weekend watching sports, and do not strain yourself too much the first week. Also do not forget to bring a sample for testing 4-5 weeks afterward. It is nothing to be embarrassed about. Just ask men who do not get it tested. OOPS!

 

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i started a blog - please comment!

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 11:02 AM
SULLY greatest thing I ever did. I pulled in the doctors lot at 8:55am and was leaving at 9:30.
No problem it took 20 minutes and besides the shot in your sack you dont feel a thing!

 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 11:04 AM
my friends and i may make a short 5 minute film about it. i'm asking the doc if we can film it.

 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 11:05 AM
I had one in 86. Very routine, no problems at all. I had it done Friday morning, took Friday afternoon off and was pretty much back to regular routine on saturday.

 

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The Skydogs recently played a benefit for our local Humane Society. During the announcements, the president of the Society was emphasizing the importance of having pets spayed or neutered. Skydogs drummer Jimmy Henderson stood up from behind his kit, says, "I've had it done to myself, didn't hurt a bit." Brought down the house.
 
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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 11:19 AM
Taking it into your own hands ... NO! NO! I won't say it!

 

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One evening all six of us were sitting at the dinner table, and it was the normal loud, hectic, unruley, stuff spilling nightly event, and my wife looked from her end of the table to mine and made a cutting scissors motion with her hand....

Anyway - the procedure was nothing - my wife wanted to do it, but she's ER, not urology-board cerified, so that was GREAT.
She did watch though.....

Not much pain for me later - BUT I made the mistake of climbing around cleaning gutters a day later and broke some stitches and that was NOT great....but it was only a real minor infectrion after that....


 
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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 11:21 AM
"The big V..." If I ever have this done, it'll be lower case!

 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 11:21 AM
Since you're asking ...

Being the father of a wonderful, extremely strong-willed child (my second), I thought
I can't do this again. I asked my doctor about a Vasectomy. He said he had one. It's
no problem. A little discomfort and he was out playing soccer the Sun after the procedure.
They are usually done on a Friday. So I got the name of the doc who did his and off
I went.

Spoke to the V doc and he gave me the lowdown. We scheduled the procedure
and off I went.

The Friday comes and I'm thinking, just go in, get it done, then drive myself home
for a nice dinner.

So I'm in the waiting room, waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Christ, I was supposed
to have this 45 mins ago! Doc shows up and rushes me in. For some reason the
alarm bells didn't go off. Nerves I guess.

Here's a gown, get on the table, let's go.
Get my sack splashed with the ice cold red stuff.
I commented how cold that is. Oh, right, we have numb you up. Sorry.
Get the needle. In the sack. Meanwhile listening to said doc bitch about why he's late
to the nurse and all. Then he grabs the good ole cold and sharp scalpel and begins.

AHHHH!! YA-OUCH!!!

Oh, my. He's not completely numb yet. YA THINK!

So there I was. Not completely numb yet, but with a nice size cut in my
scrotum. I felt all the blood drain from face ( to my balls no less).

Talk about an awkward moment for everyone involved.

After a minute, the local took full effect and the procedure continued.
Somehow, and I know this would be a perfectly acceptable situation for it,
I didn't shed a single tear.

Anyway, he's just about done and asked what kind of scar I wanted.
WTF!!! I don't give a rat's ass what it is as long as it is closed and I am out of here!
(In hind sight, I should have asked for a Z.)

Finally, it's over. I get a small bandage band-aided on my ever increasing in size
scrotal sack. Given a prescription for some morphine based pain killer and the
instructions. Ice it up. Don't move it around too much. See him in 3 weeks.
And before seeing him in 3 weeks, make sure you have emptied the works of all
baby batter. At least 20 ejaculations ought to do it.

Wandered out of the hospital in a state shock and look down to see my band-aided
bandage lying at my feet. I just left it there and waddled to my truck. Drove to the
pharmacy, dropped off the rx, and went home. Showered, then climbed into bed
and passed out.

My wife called to check up and I told her to get my pills for me.
They helped. But it felt like I had a really bad case of blue balls.
Not to mention testies the size of an elephants. Wish I had taken pictures
now that I think of it.

The next day I still felt like I had the worst case of blue balls and that
sick to the stomach feeling that's something was wrong. Nothing was. But it
still was kind of unpleasant. By late afternoon, I couldn't stand the blue ball
feeling and attempted my first of soon to be 17 self stimulating ejaculations.
That actually helped.

That and packages/bags of frozen vegetables.

I was still stiff by Monday, but able to drive to work.


Now here's the part no one ever mentions, before the procedure begins, they
shave your sack. By Tuesday, when the scar is healing, everything down there
ITCHES lie you CANNOT believe. Imagine jock itch magnified but localized to a
postage label sized area. And if you itch, it is unpleasant and make you want to
scratch even more. And more. And you can't go crazy with the itch. Oh no.
Not unless you want to disturb your healing scar.

And you still have to empty the works. That's kind of fun at first. I discovered
a plethora or porn sites at the time. After the 10th one, it's really work. And then
the day you have to go, you need a fresh sample to take ( I used a film case).

Found out it was a total success. Total is debatable, however the end result
was what I looking for. So, ok.


Since then, I have had the hottest nookie and there is no looking back.
That and I told my personal doc he was full of **** e. He admitted as much.
This all happened 3 years ago.

So if you can, ask the doctor to knock you out or make damn sure the
local has completely numbed you up. Get some Gold Bond powder for
the itch and a good lubricant.



Porn sites furnished upon request.













 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 11:23 AM
Get general. As my doctor said, neither you nor me want you awake while I'm cutting down there.

Get good painkillers and make everyone wait on you hand and foot for a week. I mean, you're getting your sack cut for christ's sake. Don't be afraid to point that out loudly and often, lest anyone forget.

 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 11:55 AM
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Get general. As my doctor said, neither you nor me want you awake while I'm cutting down there.

Get good painkillers and make everyone wait on you hand and foot for a week. I mean, you're getting your sack cut for christ's sake. Don't be afraid to point that out loudly and often, lest anyone forget.


LMAO! I hope you received pink underwear for a get well present

 

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Since you're asking ...

Being the father of a wonderful, extremely strong-willed child (my second), I thought
I can't do this again. I asked my doctor about a Vasectomy. He said he had one. It's
no problem. A little discomfort and he was out playing soccer the Sun after the procedure.
They are usually done on a Friday. So I got the name of the doc who did his and off
I went.

Spoke to the V doc and he gave me the lowdown. We scheduled the procedure
and off I went.

The Friday comes and I'm thinking, just go in, get it done, then drive myself home
for a nice dinner.
I was told I had to shave myself before i went and to get a ride home. I took the bus to the hospital and had my fellow Allman Bros. buddy Glen B. pick me up. No way I was driving a standard. I also got that blue balls stuff, I guess it hits everyone differently.
So I'm in the waiting room, waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Christ, I was supposed
to have this 45 mins ago! Doc shows up and rushes me in. For some reason the
alarm bells didn't go off. Nerves I guess.

Here's a gown, get on the table, let's go.
Get my sack splashed with the ice cold red stuff.
I commented how cold that is. Oh, right, we have numb you up. Sorry.
Get the needle. In the sack. Meanwhile listening to said doc bitch about why he's late
to the nurse and all. Then he grabs the good ole cold and sharp scalpel and begins.

AHHHH!! YA-OUCH!!!

Oh, my. He's not completely numb yet. YA THINK!

So there I was. Not completely numb yet, but with a nice size cut in my
scrotum. I felt all the blood drain from face ( to my balls no less).

Talk about an awkward moment for everyone involved.

After a minute, the local took full effect and the procedure continued.
Somehow, and I know this would be a perfectly acceptable situation for it,
I didn't shed a single tear.

Anyway, he's just about done and asked what kind of scar I wanted.
WTF!!! I don't give a rat's ass what it is as long as it is closed and I am out of here!
(In hind sight, I should have asked for a Z.)

Finally, it's over. I get a small bandage band-aided on my ever increasing in size
scrotal sack. Given a prescription for some morphine based pain killer and the
instructions. Ice it up. Don't move it around too much. See him in 3 weeks.
And before seeing him in 3 weeks, make sure you have emptied the works of all
baby batter. At least 20 ejaculations ought to do it.

Wandered out of the hospital in a state shock and look down to see my band-aided
bandage lying at my feet. I just left it there and waddled to my truck. Drove to the
pharmacy, dropped off the rx, and went home. Showered, then climbed into bed
and passed out.

My wife called to check up and I told her to get my pills for me.
They helped. But it felt like I had a really bad case of blue balls.
Not to mention testies the size of an elephants. Wish I had taken pictures
now that I think of it.

The next day I still felt like I had the worst case of blue balls and that
sick to the stomach feeling that's something was wrong. Nothing was. But it
still was kind of unpleasant. By late afternoon, I couldn't stand the blue ball
feeling and attempted my first of soon to be 17 self stimulating ejaculations.
That actually helped.

That and packages/bags of frozen vegetables.

I was still stiff by Monday, but able to drive to work.


Now here's the part no one ever mentions, before the procedure begins, they
shave your sack. By Tuesday, when the scar is healing, everything down there
ITCHES lie you CANNOT believe. Imagine jock itch magnified but localized to a
postage label sized area. And if you itch, it is unpleasant and make you want to
scratch even more. And more. And you can't go crazy with the itch. Oh no.
Not unless you want to disturb your healing scar.

And you still have to empty the works. That's kind of fun at first. I discovered
a plethora or porn sites at the time. After the 10th one, it's really work. And then
the day you have to go, you need a fresh sample to take ( I used a film case).

Found out it was a total success. Total is debatable, however the end result
was what I looking for. So, ok.


Since then, I have had the hottest nookie and there is no looking back.
That and I told my personal doc he was full of **** e. He admitted as much.
This all happened 3 years ago.

So if you can, ask the doctor to knock you out or make damn sure the
local has completely numbed you up. Get some Gold Bond powder for
the itch and a good lubricant.



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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 12:05 PM
I had one after our third child. My experience was just some initial apprehension (alleviated by a prescription anxiety pill) before the surgery and then some moderate discomfort for about a week (alleviated by painkillers and Advil). Overall not a bad experience and really not painful - just uncomfortable.

Now I had a friend/neighbor who had one. The dumb ass wanted to prove he was tough so he went bowling on Sunday after having his done on Friday. Yes, you read that right - bowling. His balls blew up to the size of grapefruits and he walked around like an ape for three weeks.

We still laugh - at him.

Paul

[Edited on 6/27/2008 by pcmancini]

 

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Get general. As my doctor said, neither you nor me want you awake while I'm cutting down there.

Get good painkillers and make everyone wait on you hand and foot for a week. I mean, you're getting your sack cut for christ's sake. Don't be afraid to point that out loudly and often, lest anyone forget.


LMAO! I hope you received pink underwear for a get well present
One can never have too many pairs.

 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 12:24 PM
Might be a plan to pass on the thongs till you're all better.
 
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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 12:30 PM
Definition of Macho: Jogging Home from your Vasectomy!
 

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By late afternoon, I couldn't stand the blue ball
feeling and attempted my first of soon to be 17 self stimulating ejaculations.
That actually helped.


I was still stiff by Monday, but able to drive to work.





 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 12:46 PM
I was fortunate enough that my wife required a complete hysterectomy before I ever had to consider getting the big V. I had heard horror stories from friends similar to some of the ones described earlier and I just KNEW I didn't want grapefruit sized 'nads.

Yep, we closed the baby factory down and turned it into a playground.

Nowadays, though, the monkey bars and swing set are all rusted up.

 

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Since you're asking ...

Being the father of a wonderful, extremely strong-willed child (my second), I thought
I can't do this again. I asked my doctor about a Vasectomy. He said he had one. It's
no problem. A little discomfort and he was out playing soccer the Sun after the procedure.
They are usually done on a Friday. So I got the name of the doc who did his and off
I went.

Spoke to the V doc and he gave me the lowdown. We scheduled the procedure
and off I went.

The Friday comes and I'm thinking, just go in, get it done, then drive myself home
for a nice dinner.

So I'm in the waiting room, waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Christ, I was supposed
to have this 45 mins ago! Doc shows up and rushes me in. For some reason the
alarm bells didn't go off. Nerves I guess.

Here's a gown, get on the table, let's go.
Get my sack splashed with the ice cold red stuff.
I commented how cold that is. Oh, right, we have numb you up. Sorry.
Get the needle. In the sack. Meanwhile listening to said doc bitch about why he's late
to the nurse and all. Then he grabs the good ole cold and sharp scalpel and begins.

AHHHH!! YA-OUCH!!!

Oh, my. He's not completely numb yet. YA THINK!

So there I was. Not completely numb yet, but with a nice size cut in my
scrotum. I felt all the blood drain from face ( to my balls no less).

Talk about an awkward moment for everyone involved.

After a minute, the local took full effect and the procedure continued.
Somehow, and I know this would be a perfectly acceptable situation for it,
I didn't shed a single tear.

Anyway, he's just about done and asked what kind of scar I wanted.
WTF!!! I don't give a rat's ass what it is as long as it is closed and I am out of here!
(In hind sight, I should have asked for a Z.)

Finally, it's over. I get a small bandage band-aided on my ever increasing in size
scrotal sack. Given a prescription for some morphine based pain killer and the
instructions. Ice it up. Don't move it around too much. See him in 3 weeks.
And before seeing him in 3 weeks, make sure you have emptied the works of all
baby batter. At least 20 ejaculations ought to do it.

Wandered out of the hospital in a state shock and look down to see my band-aided
bandage lying at my feet. I just left it there and waddled to my truck. Drove to the
pharmacy, dropped off the rx, and went home. Showered, then climbed into bed
and passed out.

My wife called to check up and I told her to get my pills for me.
They helped. But it felt like I had a really bad case of blue balls.
Not to mention testies the size of an elephants. Wish I had taken pictures
now that I think of it.

The next day I still felt like I had the worst case of blue balls and that
sick to the stomach feeling that's something was wrong. Nothing was. But it
still was kind of unpleasant. By late afternoon, I couldn't stand the blue ball
feeling and attempted my first of soon to be 17 self stimulating ejaculations.
That actually helped.

That and packages/bags of frozen vegetables.

I was still stiff by Monday, but able to drive to work.


Now here's the part no one ever mentions, before the procedure begins, they
shave your sack. By Tuesday, when the scar is healing, everything down there
ITCHES lie you CANNOT believe. Imagine jock itch magnified but localized to a
postage label sized area. And if you itch, it is unpleasant and make you want to
scratch even more. And more. And you can't go crazy with the itch. Oh no.
Not unless you want to disturb your healing scar.

And you still have to empty the works. That's kind of fun at first. I discovered
a plethora or porn sites at the time. After the 10th one, it's really work. And then
the day you have to go, you need a fresh sample to take ( I used a film case).

Found out it was a total success. Total is debatable, however the end result
was what I looking for. So, ok.


Since then, I have had the hottest nookie and there is no looking back.
That and I told my personal doc he was full of **** e. He admitted as much.
This all happened 3 years ago.

So if you can, ask the doctor to knock you out or make damn sure the
local has completely numbed you up. Get some Gold Bond powder for
the itch and a good lubricant.



Porn sites furnished upon request.









I do not know what happened to my post. I did not write anything which varies from anything else others have said. If I was a bad boy, I apologize. Anyway Sully, good luck you will be fine.





 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 01:07 PM
Had one done about 2 years ago. Painless, in and out in 25 minutes, 2 days off work, no more kids. YIPPEE!!!

 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 01:12 PM
as long as the slide is still slippery

and the longer the board
the better the teeter

factory replaced by playground,
i luvit

 

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No problem with it here.....had it done at a private surgery center...in and out in a few hours.
You are gonna be in a sling of sorts for a few days and then there is the cleaning out process b4 you are cleared and ready for action. But I'm sure your doc discussed all that with you.
Make sure your Doc is doing a cut/fuse and tie just to make sure.

 

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  posted on 6/27/2008 at 01:41 PM
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Get general. As my doctor said, neither you nor me want you awake while I'm cutting down there.

Get good painkillers and make everyone wait on you hand and foot for a week. I mean, you're getting your sack cut for christ's sake. Don't be afraid to point that out loudly and often, lest anyone forget.


LMAO! I hope you received pink underwear for a get well present


You beat me to it Terri....be a man stop the whining....jeez.

 

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