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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 10:17 AM
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Dinged By A G-String?
Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong

JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life." Patterson is a traffic officer with L.A.'s Department of Transportation. Prior to the lawsuit's filing, Victoria's Secret officials asked to examine the garment and the decorative piece, but that request was rejected by Patterson's counsel. For those unfamiliar with "v-strings," the undergarment is the Victoria's Secret variant on the "g-string," which has long been favored in the battle against visible panty line

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 10:51 AM
How many 52 year old women wear thong underwear....I wonder....with conchs.

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 01:14 PM
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How many 52 year old women wear thong underwear....I wonder....with conchs.


They say you can hear the ocean while holding a conch shell up to your ear.




The same can said for most 52 year old women.

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 01:19 PM
This is her:


Oh wait, that's not her...darnit, I can't find a photo of her...anyone?

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 01:51 PM
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How many 52 year old women wear thong underwear....I wonder....with conchs.
Well she was on the Today show this morning and she indicated she has LOT's of Victoria's Secret thongs and wears them all the time.

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 02:13 PM
Here she is talking to Meredith Vieira

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/25258620#25258620

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 02:57 PM
Now Wait a minute .... does torque and suspension and elasticity have anything to do with this complaint ?????? Might need weights and measures to take a look see..too

Yikes , man...

I am gettin myself a pair of thongs.... hearts not included


besides the fact I just spit my Dr. Pepper all over me..... Thank God I'm wearing my crotch huggin shorts... What damage could happen there??????

[Edited on 6/19/2008 by rainy]

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 03:24 PM
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Here she is talking to Meredith Vieira

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/25258620#25258620


I thought Meredith came accross a bit bitchy.

A scratched or cut cornea is very painful. My dog Lady poked me in the eye
with a claw by accident and cut my cornea. wouldn't want to do that again.
and it happened right before my Class reunion! I could have worn a pirate suit
ARRGGHG!

The lawyer did try to make a big deal about "steroid treatment" but that is just
a topical anti-inflammatory with no real long term effects. If you
get a scratched cornea, trust me, you WANT the steroids. It really helps the pain.

I think they should offer her free non projectile underwear for life!

Lady got training on not poking with her paws.



[Edited on 6/19/2008 by johnwott]

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 03:26 PM
always wear safety glasses when putting on your thong!

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 09:14 PM
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always wear safety glasses when putting on your thong!


Bluedad wears glasses

 

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  posted on 6/19/2008 at 10:32 PM
glad to see he is practicing safe thong

 

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