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Author: Subject: Hey! My government bribe money came in today!

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 12:14 PM
I'm thinking I'll spend it on hookers and cocaine....that should stimulate the economy...

What are you going to buy? Or are you just going to put it into savings because you hate America?

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 12:15 PM
Thinking of a new refrigerator. Wouldn't want to be unpatriotic.

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 12:57 PM
I was going to put it in my piggy bank but have now decided to spend it at Mountain Jam IV. I figure Warren and Stef can put it toward Mule's annual health insurance premium. Or maybe I'll use it to pay my room tab at The Hunter Inn. None of these thoughts sound nearly as much fun as cocaine and hookers, however.

[Edited on 5/9/2008 by Chain]

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:00 PM
I'm donating mine to Barry Obama's campaign.

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:05 PM
uh oh.

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:05 PM
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uh oh.



gotcha

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:14 PM
New heating and air conditioning for the house...

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:16 PM
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New heating and air conditioning for the house...


It sucks to spend money on things you gotta have.

...they are keeping mine

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:23 PM
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I'm thinking I'll spend it on hookers and cocaine....that should stimulate the economy...
No hookers, but I too did get some really high grade flake. Thanks Georgie! You're doin' a heck of a job!

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:25 PM
Corn or Rice or Gas

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:30 PM
Gonna see what the 'Tour Mystic' can hook me up with ...

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:49 PM
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uh oh.


You didn't throw that letter from the government in the trash on trash day did you ?

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 01:58 PM
Im actually going to spend some of mine on a new storm door for the house. The rest is going in the bank.

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 02:05 PM
Got my $$ today as well.

Thanks, China!

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 02:08 PM
I got my little refund, but no sight yet on the bonus bucks.
Suppose to be in there today. May show up later.............hope

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 02:11 PM
An email from last week...

The Federal Goverment is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Walmart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Tiawan.

None of that will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home to to buy prostitutes and beer; since these are the only products still produced in the U.S
Thank you for your help!

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 03:01 PM
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quote:
An email from last week...

The Federal Goverment is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Walmart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Tiawan.

None of that will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home to to buy prostitutes and beer; since these are the only products still produced in the U.S
Thank you for your help!


That shows that Sandman had the right idea.



Lmao, he will save even more on taxes too.

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 03:32 PM
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I'm thinking I'll spend it on hookers and cocaine....that should stimulate the economy...

What are you going to buy? Or are you just going to put it into savings because you hate America?

Male hookers and cocaine, what else? Actually will use mine towards paying off credit card debt (just slapped with some unexpected car repairs that will more than eat up my govt bonus).

[Edited on 5/9/2008 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 03:53 PM
Pay for my car insurance and whats left into my IRA. Then I can write that portion off on my taxes next year.

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 03:56 PM
oops

[Edited on 5/9/2008 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 06:16 PM
With four kids, married filling jointly, and low enough income....we got a $2400 check.
I paid off a $3500 Mastercard bill.
That included $730 of gas and subway fares, $430 of hotels for Wanee and a trip my wife made....

 
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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 06:16 PM
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Male hookers and cocaine, what else?


Hey I need some money.........

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 07:01 PM
For those that have recieved the money, did it come through the US Mail? or direct deposit?

Whatever amount we get, it will be used to help our daughter with prescriptions. She has no insurance and hasn't been able to work for a year and a half. Currently, she lives with us.

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 08:01 PM
I'm planning on upgrading a lens.

 

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  posted on 5/9/2008 at 08:01 PM
Ours is going towards a new kitchen. We've been getting shot down for an equity line with the credit crunch, so this will help us swing it. Hopefully it'll be in soon, I'm itching to get going.

 

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