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Zen Peach





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  posted on 4/25/2008 at 06:49 AM
No arguing, no comebacks...jokes only please. Whether your choice is this or that, green or orange left or right, mustard or kethup or ketchup or catsup...jokes only. PULEAZE .
After all, we're all being hoodwinked no matter who your choice is and who wins.


The Obama Fan

A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class

how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing

what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher,

all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.



The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different..



Little Johnny says, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'


The teacher says, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'


Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.'


The teacher asks him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican'

The teacher asks, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?'



With a big smile, Little Johnny replies, 'That would make

me an Obama fan .'


 

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Maximum Peach



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  posted on 4/25/2008 at 06:53 AM
lol













this joke was approved by mccain,clinton, & obama who will hoodwink us all

 

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  posted on 4/25/2008 at 08:53 AM

 

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  posted on 4/26/2008 at 10:43 AM
Bob Dole is at a press conference. A reporter asks him whether
he wears boxers or briefs.
He paused a second and then said, "Depends"


 

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  posted on 4/26/2008 at 10:53 AM
John McCain is so old....

"How old is he?"


John McCain is so old that if he goes to Mexico and drinks the water, he gets the walks.

 

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  posted on 4/26/2008 at 02:04 PM


How do you know when a politician is lying?


Their lips move


 

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  posted on 4/27/2008 at 07:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFHFLFfB11g

 

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  posted on 4/27/2008 at 09:04 PM
Seen on a bumper sticker:

3 things I fear: Osama, Obama, and Chelsea's mama.

 

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  posted on 4/28/2008 at 06:11 PM
quote:
No arguing, no comebacks...jokes only please. Whether your choice is this or that, green or orange left or right, mustard or kethup or ketchup or catsup...jokes only. PULEAZE . After all, we're all being hoodwinked no matter who your choice is and who wins.
Don't want to copy the whole joke but I have a comeback - LOL. Good one!

 

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  posted on 5/15/2008 at 03:18 PM
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.

Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and thinks she's in love.

Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did you'?

Chelsea said , 'Not according to Dad.'

 

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  posted on 5/15/2008 at 03:31 PM
Robin Williams on Regan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zienUvXT9oM

 

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  posted on 5/15/2008 at 03:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3_EwUERW1U

 

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  posted on 5/16/2008 at 01:08 AM
Keep em coming ! LOL.

 

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