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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 09:21 AM
Next to my office sits one person and next to her sits our accountant. I got a remote control fart machine tucked against the wall between them. I wrapped it in a towel so it's not too loud. They are both sweet girly girls. The thought of them thinking the other is chopping and being too nice to say anything is making me laugh already.


8:15 AM
OMG!!
I am stifling laughter so hard I'm crying!
The one woman keeps coughing to cover it up, assuming the other one thinks it's her. After about five good ones, the accountant yells "stop farting!". The other gal says "hey, you've been the sick one, it ain't me!"
This went on for about a half hour until they heard me choking on tears and laughter.
What a great way to start a Friday!

9:00 AM
Now I've got it on the bottom of a bakery rack between where two temps are working. They are freaking out glaring at eachother!!

It's gonna be a great weekend!

[Edited on 4/11/2008 by goldtopper]

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 09:26 AM
Good lord . . . have fun.

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 09:48 AM
goldtopper - I predict that the next location for this gizmo will be stuck - ummm - on your head.

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 10:00 AM


I wish I was there to watch and listen.


I need one of those machines.

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 10:17 AM
I wish it was only a fart machine emanating from my bosses office. What a gas bag!

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 01:43 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 02:18 PM
miss thang had one of them thangs when she was bout 4 or so,,,,,,,,,,,,she had a ball wit it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i'd git tickled watchin her laugh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,best 20$ we spent that year,,,,,,,,,

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 02:21 PM
Thats awsome might have to do it if I ever get a job in an office

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 02:25 PM
I had a burrito from Moe's at lunch. Fart machine? I don't need no stinkin' fart machine!

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 02:42 PM
http://www.theoriginalfartmachine.com/servlet/StoreFront

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 02:47 PM
Thank God for Spencers Gift shops. The source of many laughs

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 05:14 PM
A friend of mine let me borrow one once, so on the way out of the office, I threw it in my briefcase and the remote in my pocket, hitting it all the way from our offices to the elevator. Well, a couple of floors down, our stuck up, prim and proper, no fun at all, stick in her arse boss gets on, and it's really crowded. I'm way in the back, I catch my buddy's eye and slip my hand in my pocket. His whole face turned red he's trying so hard not to laugh at just the thought of me hitting that button. So I let him sweat a while and then as the doors opened - bang - hit the button and he just lost it. Everyone starts casually looking around...and the two of us are laughing like idiots, so I waited a few seconds and hit the button until people realized it was a gag. Our boss was NOT amused.

Greg

 

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  posted on 4/11/2008 at 09:14 PM
I have one of these.....it is a huge hit!! I brought it to family Christmas Eve 2 years ago to debut it. I taped it up underneath a chair in my sister's living room, knowing we would all be hanging there. I just waited for the first victim to sit in the chair......happened to be my jack-ass cousin Chip. I got away with a couple before I lost it. The best part - my niece and nephew, like 8 and 5, just went crazy over this thing. They walked around with it the rest of the night, following people and setting it off. Until my sister ended it.
 
 


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