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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 01:33 PM
for assaulting a police officer at heathrow airport

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 01:34 PM
I'm not surprised. She's whacked...

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 01:36 PM
Can you say BIMBO

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 01:38 PM
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I'm not surprised. She's whacked...


they read over part of her record
i was shocked



[Edited on 4/3/2008 by Tarzan]

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 02:52 PM
Again? Assault seems to be a pattern with her - not her 1st arrest for this.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 03:00 PM
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She appears to have anger management issues. Or maybe she is just an a-hole.




Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 03:01 PM
She should really take up professional boxing, rasslin' or Ultimate Fighting. It would help keep her figure in model shape and possibly subdue her anger issues.

It's a win-win situation!

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 04:00 PM
How bout her and Tyra Banks in a Caged wet t-shirt bitch slap match?

Don King could promote it.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 04:19 PM
Naomi vs Tyra

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 04:27 PM
It's not anger management that she needs...it's a good meal, sh!t look at those "supermodels"!...They got to be hungry, man!...I know how cranky I get on an empty stomach.....
 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 04:29 PM
want to date a supermodel?

buy her some cheese fries!

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 06:48 PM
she is as hateful as those b!*ches that work for notes on the scene
for a badvibe pick up a copy at youre local festival

if you have never dealt with those A holes you arnt missing out

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 06:50 PM
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It's not anger management that she needs...it's a good meal, sh!t look at those "supermodels"!...They got to be hungry, man!...I know how cranky I get on an empty stomach.....


LMAO....

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 07:01 PM


Stupid sexy rich bimbos. Mmmmmm.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 07:06 PM
i bet oprah could kick all their asses
but id want tyra to win

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 09:21 PM
id rather see the staff of nots take an attiude with jaimoe
than a match between tyra and naomi

because id love to see his pimp hand come down and smack jen and susan

 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 09:44 PM
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Naomi vs Tyra


 

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  posted on 4/3/2008 at 09:52 PM

Umm ... who is Naomi Campbell?

 

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  posted on 4/4/2008 at 12:29 AM
This chicks a head case.

 

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  posted on 4/4/2008 at 12:31 AM
She's a **** in nut.

 

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Umm ... who is Naomi Campbell?

 

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  posted on 7/8/2008 at 08:26 AM
Are you pissed? Don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
someone you don't know!

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to
make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying

'Hello.'

I politely said, 'This is Tim. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'


Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing
number!' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe
that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robyn's correct
number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last
two digits.


After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.


When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an ass hole!' and
hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and
put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills
or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an ass hole!'
It always cheered me up.


When Caller, ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'ass hole'
calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi,
this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if
you're familiar with our Caller, ID Program?' He yelled 'NO!' and slammed
down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because
you're an ass hole!' and hung up.


One day I was at the store, getting read y to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for
that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his
back window, so I wrote down his number.


A couple of days later, right after calling the first ass hole (I had his
number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW ass hole,
too.


I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is.'
I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'
He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oak tree Blvd., in Fairfax . It's a yellow
rambler, and the car's parked right out in front.'
I asked, 'What's your name?'
He said, 'My name is Don Hansen,'
I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'
He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'
I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'
He said, 'Yes?'
I said, 'Don, you're an ass hole!' and I hung up, and added his number to
my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two ass holes to
call.


Then I came up with an idea. I called ass hole #1. He said, 'Hello.'
I said, 'You're an ass hole!' (But I didn't hang up.)
'Are you still there?' he said.
I said, 'Yeah,'
He screamed, 'Stop calling me,'
I said, 'Make me,'
He asked, 'Who are you?'
I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'
I said, 'Ass hole, I live at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax. I have a
yellow Rambler and a black Beamer parked in front.'
He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, ass hole,' and hung up.


Then I called Ass hole #2.
He said, 'Hello?'
I said, 'Hello, ass hole,'
He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'
I said, 'You'll what?'
He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass,'
I answered, 'Well, ass hole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax , and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oak tree
Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax . I got there just
in time to watch two ass holes beating the crap out of each other in
front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a
news crew.

NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2008 at 09:18 AM
^^^^ Inspiration!

 

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