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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 04:59 PM
I thought I'd jump on the rumor bandwagon and set up a place where we can all go to start rumors, since most of y'all know just how much I LOOOOOOOOOOVE to gossip.

Since I'm the founder of this here mill, I'll start it off!

I heard that Gregg isn't going to be able to make Wanee cuz he dyed his hair purple. But he didn't like it so he tried green. And ya know what....it came out purple with green polka dots. So....he can't make it. Tsk...tsk. What a shame.

Now tell me what y'all heard.

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:01 PM
I heard it was green ... green hair with purple polka dots. Please check your facts.

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:06 PM
I tell ya, I know I'm right!! Cuz I heard from a guy that knows this guy that knows another guy who talks with this lady who knows this other person who works in the drug store where the dye was bought!!! I'm telling ya! This person CAN'T be wrong!

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:33 PM
ROFLMAO!!!! This is too funny!!!


SERIOUSLY wish people would mind their business!! Kinda like the song...

Neighbor, neighbor don't you worry what goes on in my house
You're always lookin' for something to gossip about...

Tend to your business.... LEAVE mine alone....

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:41 PM
Tooooo freakin funny !!!!!!! I heard just the opposite, his organ cover hair was turning grey and thinning terribly so he dyed it purple. Dawn the poodle saw the puple hair thought it was one of her toys and jumped up and started growling and tugging at the hair and organ. What a mess! When he tried to rinse the color out, the remainder of his organ cover hair fell out. Sooooo then he had to have a special friend who is a Dr. come to the house and put some special hair plugs in, the Dr. had to call the guys from Jackass, remember the terrorist scene, and now he is so sore and so swollen that an organ cover won't even hide it. He's not coming out for a long time.
I'm rollin, I am so damm funny, to me anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:45 PM
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Tooooo freakin funny !!!!!!! I heard just the opposite, his organ cover hair was turning grey and thinning terribly so he dyed it purple. Dawn the poodle saw the puple hair thought it was one of her toys and jumped up and started growling and tugging at the hair and organ. What a mess! When he tried to rinse the color out, the remainder of his organ cover hair fell out. Sooooo then he had to have a special friend who is a Dr. come to the house and put some special hair plugs in, the Dr. had to call the guys from Jackass, remember the terrorist scene, and now he is so sore and so swollen that an organ cover won't even hide it. He's not coming out for a long time.
I'm rollin, I am so damm funny, to me anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh GEEZUS!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

Actually...I heard the friend wasn't even a real doctor!

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:46 PM
Dickey's coming back.

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:52 PM
I'm still freakin rollin. I needed the visual of Dawn on the purple mess and the great big belly laugh that I'm still having. I love twisted fun.................. come on Mitzi, give it another shot! What was all that RWOKNGFSUYOP. I don't know that language.

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:53 PM
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Dickey's coming back.


And that takes us back to Wanee. I HEARD that Dickey cut his hair and sent it to Gregg for the replacement. Gregg was so grateful that he asked that Dickey come back. Since Gregg won't be able to make it, Dickey's gonna bring in Mike Kach to stand in for him. It's gonna be GREAT!!!


 

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I'm still freakin rollin. I needed the visual of Dawn on the purple mess and the great big belly laugh that I'm still having. I love twisted fun.................. come on Mitzi, give it another shot! What was all that RWOKNGFSUYOP. I don't know that language.


ROFLMFAO = roll on floor laughing my f*cking a$$ off

That was freakin' HILarious!

 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 05:56 PM
ROFLMAO!!! Y'all are nuts! You hear me, nuts!
 

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  posted on 3/25/2008 at 06:04 PM
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Tooooo freakin funny !!!!!!! I heard just the opposite, his organ cover hair was turning grey and thinning terribly so he dyed it purple. Dawn the poodle saw the puple hair thought it was one of her toys and jumped up and started growling and tugging at the hair and organ. What a mess! When he tried to rinse the color out, the remainder of his organ cover hair fell out. Sooooo then he had to have a special friend who is a Dr. come to the house and put some special hair plugs in, the Dr. had to call the guys from Jackass, remember the terrorist scene, and now he is so sore and so swollen that an organ cover won't even hide it. He's not coming out for a long time.
I'm rollin, I am so damm funny, to me anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh GEEZUS!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

Actually...I heard the friend wasn't even a real doctor!
I heard he was a dentist.

[Edited on 3/25/2008 by lolasdeb]

 

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Tooooo freakin funny !!!!!!! I heard just the opposite, his organ cover hair was turning grey and thinning terribly so he dyed it purple. Dawn the poodle saw the puple hair thought it was one of her toys and jumped up and started growling and tugging at the hair and organ. What a mess! When he tried to rinse the color out, the remainder of his organ cover hair fell out. Sooooo then he had to have a special friend who is a Dr. come to the house and put some special hair plugs in, the Dr. had to call the guys from Jackass, remember the terrorist scene, and now he is so sore and so swollen that an organ cover won't even hide it. He's not coming out for a long time.
I'm rollin, I am so damm funny, to me anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh GEEZUS!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

Actually...I heard the friend wasn't even a real doctor!
I heard he was a dentist.

[Edited on 3/25/2008 by lolasdeb]


No way!!

 

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  posted on 3/26/2008 at 12:14 AM
I heard he got an extension .

 

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  posted on 3/26/2008 at 08:02 AM
I heard Gregg's new tattoo is a fax machine

 

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  posted on 3/26/2008 at 08:42 AM
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I heard he got an extension .


A WHAT???????

 

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  posted on 3/26/2008 at 10:01 AM
According to TMZ.com, the same website that broke the news on Brittney's meltdowns, Paris Hilton's in and out of prison to Mel Gibson's tirades have obtained an exclusive photo. According to sources this photo was taken by a friend staying with Mitzi last October. Apparently after a concert in Texas, she was allowed access and sweet talked Gregg Allman back to her house. The photo unfortunately is blurry, but Gregg can clearly be seen in Mitzi's bed. More to come.......

 

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  posted on 3/26/2008 at 10:31 AM


We're just friends.

 

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  posted on 3/26/2008 at 10:36 AM
OMG, Don't start me going again, I'll have to get some Depends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see Gregg in the bed, where's Mitzi, why is Gregg sitting up, where's Mitzi, is she under the cover with the organ. Where's Dawn, is she under the cover too.

 

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OMG, Don't start me going again, I'll have to get some Depends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see Gregg in the bed, where's Mitzi, why is Gregg sitting up, where's Mitzi, is she under the cover with the organ. Where's Dawn, is she under the cover too.




ROFL!! Not the poodle again! That's too freakin' funny!!!!

 

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We're just friends.
With benefits?

 

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We're just friends.
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No comment. hehehe

 

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  posted on 3/26/2008 at 10:52 AM
Oooooooo...I got another one for y'all regarding TICKETS!!!

It seems that the Tweeter Center in Camden will be selling seats on the shed itself!! NO KIDDING!!! The seats will be high quality Wal-Mart chairs on top of the overhang above the stage! Can y'all believe it!!! How fun. Now those folks that want to actually SEE the band will have to hang upside down over the edge. But what an awesome chance to sit within the "golden circle"!


 

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  posted on 3/26/2008 at 11:07 AM
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Oooooooo...I got another one for y'all regarding TICKETS!!!

It seems that the Tweeter Center in Camden will be selling seats on the shed itself!! NO KIDDING!!! The seats will be high quality Wal-Mart chairs on top of the overhang above the stage! Can y'all believe it!!! How fun. Now those folks that want to actually SEE the band will have to hang upside down over the edge. But what an awesome chance to sit within the "golden circle"!


I heard a bungee chord is included with each of these seats.

 

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Oooooooo...I got another one for y'all regarding TICKETS!!!

It seems that the Tweeter Center in Camden will be selling seats on the shed itself!! NO KIDDING!!! The seats will be high quality Wal-Mart chairs on top of the overhang above the stage! Can y'all believe it!!! How fun. Now those folks that want to actually SEE the band will have to hang upside down over the edge. But what an awesome chance to sit within the "golden circle"!


I heard a bungee chord is included with each of these seats.


That'll be covered within the Ticketmaster "fees".

 

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