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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 10:05 AM
Lifted lovingly from the Little Feat HoyHoy Digest:

TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2008
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2 - In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today

'Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'.

 

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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 11:04 AM
i love it baby doll!!!

 

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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 11:04 AM
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Lifted lovingly from the Little Feat HoyHoy Digest:

TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2008

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.




Oh my, those 3 made me laugh out loud, thanks for the smile on my face!

 

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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 11:07 AM
Those are great!
Thanks

 

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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 11:11 AM
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Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
This is similar to my motto...

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

 

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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 11:14 AM
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'Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'.


Amen!

 

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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 11:21 AM
Those are great!

 

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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 02:29 PM
Will be printing these and handing them out...

 

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  posted on 1/5/2008 at 02:45 PM
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Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Boy can I relate!!! LOL! In comment to #3, we know this oh too well in Taxachusettes!

 

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  posted on 1/6/2008 at 12:24 AM
Great list- but #8 should be higher up the list
 

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  posted on 1/6/2008 at 07:29 AM
Great list!!!!

Eat,Drink,and be fat and drunk!!

Harold

 

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  posted on 1/10/2008 at 08:03 PM
LMAO!!! Great List!! Thanks for sharing!

 

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