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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:23 PM
I'll start:

1. The Jerry Gar-Chia Pet.

 
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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:26 PM
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I'll start:

1. The Jerry Gar-Chia Pet.


This HAS been invented. Have you ever seen one?

 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:28 PM
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I'll start:

1. The Jerry Gar-Chia Pet.

2. The Jimi Hendrix Stratocaster Cigarette Lighter - flick the neck and the body flames up.

[Edited on 12/18/2007 by Rusty]

 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:28 PM
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This HAS been invented. Have you ever seen one?
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LOL! Seriously? Someone mentioned this idea to me & I thought it was funny, but never imagined that it existed. I should Google it & see if there are pictures. BRB.

[Edited on 12/18/2007 by mmertens]

 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:30 PM
The George Jetson drum set !

push a button and the entire drum kit popps out of a lil cube fully set up and adjusted in a user friendly mode

 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:36 PM
speaking of the Jetson's

I've always wanted a Rosie the Robot blow-up doll.

I guess it's that french maid outfit she used to wear.

 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:36 PM
Thanks, Old Time Fan. The picture is even better than I imagined!


 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:37 PM
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I've always wanted a Rosie the Robot blow-up doll.

I guess it's that french maid outfit she used to wear.


hopefully to do your dishes and vacuum

 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 08:52 PM

God bless you, mmertens...

Go ahead and start it out with something that's already been invented! Damn picture pops up a few posts later...LOL

 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 09:25 PM
A sophisticated device that operates as follows:

1) Place empty CD boxes in the left compartment
2) Place CD's without a case in right compartment
3) Wait 7 minutes
4) Open drawer to retrieve all CD's in their proper cases

 

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  posted on 12/17/2007 at 09:29 PM
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A sophisticated device that operates as follows:

1) Place empty CD boxes in the left compartment
2) Place CD's without a case in right compartment
3) Wait 7 minutes
4) Open drawer to retrieve all CD's in their proper cases



If you wait 8 minutes...all the scratch's get buffed out

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 01:57 AM
I'd like to see something i could use everday in the Kitchen.

Something that could Slice and Dice in seconds!

Something to slice onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, potatoes, sweet potatoes, squash, and other vegetables incredibly thin.

Some sort of invention I could use to shred cabbage for coleslaw, or make hundreds of potatoes into french fries in minutes.

Maybe it could be used for salads, snacks, and all recipes that call for sliced vegetables or fruits.

Someone should invent something like this.

And advertise it on TV.

Maybe they could sell it for a reasonable price.

Maybe $19.99.

And maybe include a second unit for free, if you act quick.

Of course, i'd expect to pay for the shipping of this second product.

This amazing tool that slices and dices.

And, last but not least.

They should make operators stand by.

Not sit, but stand.


 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 07:32 AM
Flying cars! I was told when I was young that by year 2000 there would be flying cars...I want my flying car!

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 07:49 AM
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A sophisticated device that operates as follows:

1) Place empty CD boxes in the left compartment
2) Place CD's without a case in right compartment
3) Wait 7 minutes
4) Open drawer to retrieve all CD's in their proper cases



If you wait 8 minutes...all the scratch's get buffed out


And if you wait a full 9 minutes, it cures the heartbreak of psoriasis!

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 08:20 AM
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I'd like to see something i could use everday in the Kitchen.

Something that could Slice and Dice in seconds!

Something to slice onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, potatoes, sweet potatoes, squash, and other vegetables incredibly thin.

Some sort of invention I could use to shred cabbage for coleslaw, or make hundreds of potatoes into french fries in minutes.

Maybe it could be used for salads, snacks, and all recipes that call for sliced vegetables or fruits.

Someone should invent something like this.

And advertise it on TV.

Maybe they could sell it for a reasonable price.

Maybe $19.99.

And maybe include a second unit for free, if you act quick.

Of course, i'd expect to pay for the shipping of this second product.

This amazing tool that slices and dices.

And, last but not least.

They should make operators stand by.

Not sit, but stand.



"Better Living Through Television"
The Handy Housewife helper
Ralph and Norton sold these on TV 50 years ago.

Video on u Tube no longer available as per Copywrite infringment, or I would have posted the classic commercial scene

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 08:54 AM
i want the price of gas to go down

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 10:03 AM
A Star Trek inspired molecular transporter.Then I could just press a button on my nightstand & beam me up a midnight snack instead of having to go all the way down to the kitchen

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 12:03 PM
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I'd like to see something i could use everday in the Kitchen.

Something that could Slice and Dice in seconds!

Something to slice onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, potatoes, sweet potatoes, squash, and other vegetables incredibly thin.

Some sort of invention I could use to shred cabbage for coleslaw, or make hundreds of potatoes into french fries in minutes.

Maybe it could be used for salads, snacks, and all recipes that call for sliced vegetables or fruits.

Someone should invent something like this.

And advertise it on TV.

Maybe they could sell it for a reasonable price.

Maybe $19.99.

And maybe include a second unit for free, if you act quick.

Of course, i'd expect to pay for the shipping of this second product.

This amazing tool that slices and dices.

And, last but not least.

They should make operators stand by.

Not sit, but stand.
LMAO!!! Bruce - you are in luck!!! This too has been invented! http://cgi.ebay.com/Kitchen-Wizard-w-Extras-food-prep-tool-As-seen-on-Tv_W0 QQitemZ170095025018QQcmdZViewItem

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 08:18 PM
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I'd like to see something i could use everday in the Kitchen.

Something that could Slice and Dice in seconds!

Something to slice onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, potatoes, sweet potatoes, squash, and other vegetables incredibly thin.

Some sort of invention I could use to shred cabbage for coleslaw, or make hundreds of potatoes into french fries in minutes.

Maybe it could be used for salads, snacks, and all recipes that call for sliced vegetables or fruits.

Someone should invent something like this.

And advertise it on TV.

Maybe they could sell it for a reasonable price.

Maybe $19.99.

And maybe include a second unit for free, if you act quick.

Of course, i'd expect to pay for the shipping of this second product.

This amazing tool that slices and dices.

And, last but not least.

They should make operators stand by.

Not sit, but stand.
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O.k., sorry! I really didn't know!

[Edited on 12/19/2007 by mmertens]

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 08:23 PM
How about "Dick in a Box"?
 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 08:34 PM
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Flying cars! I was told when I was young that by year 2000 there would be flying cars...I want my flying car!

Yeah, me too.

 

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  posted on 12/18/2007 at 09:10 PM
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The George Jetson drum set !

push a button and the entire drum kit popps out of a lil cube fully set up and adjusted in a user friendly mode


How about the Jetson's wrapping paper clean up.
Or the Jetson's toy remover from the box (all those twist ties and screws make me sleepy just thinking about them).

 

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