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  posted on 12/9/2007 at 10:30 PM
I can't use "Dumb Crook News", or I'd lose my rights to my John Boy and Billy Big Show Decoder Ring, even though I've never figured out what it really does.

Today, a young guy came in and placed an application, saying he wanted to come work on computers.

After filling out the application, including name, address, phone number, and SS# (which was verified by his ID), he then went out the front door, across the parking lot, and proceeded to open the door of a car.

He had a little difficulty getting the door open, and several of us, including a Sheriff's Deputy(married to one of the employees) gathered round to "observe" his somewhat funny attempts to pull open the car door.

After watching him pull on the door several times, a female employee asked him if he didn't think that it would be easier to open the door with the keys, which she held up, and handed them to her husband,you guessed it, the Deputy.

With a high pitched squeal that would make Little Richard jealous, the wannabe car thief jumped up and left behind footprints across the hoods of two cars, and the distinct odor of urine, as he ran across the parking lot, the road, and up the hill across the street.

We were too busy laughing, including the Deputy. A few minutes later, we gave the Deputy his application, with all his personal data on it.

I just wish we had video cameras in our parking lot.

 

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  posted on 12/9/2007 at 10:40 PM
I think he got into a computer, just not the way he thought he would.

 

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  posted on 12/10/2007 at 09:32 AM
He did get a second interview, right?

 

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  posted on 12/10/2007 at 12:15 PM
LMAO Jerry!

 

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  posted on 12/10/2007 at 12:40 PM
ROFL

That's hilarious!!

 

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  posted on 12/10/2007 at 07:42 PM
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He did get a second interview, right?


I think he got several more that day, just not pertaining to his application.

Any more stories out there?

 

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  posted on 12/10/2007 at 07:56 PM
This happened in my neck of the woods last week....

NBC Augusta:

The Aiken County Sheriff's Office arrested an Augusta man who tried to open a bank account with a counterfeit $1,000,000 bill.

Alexander D. Smith is charged with disorderly conduct and forgery.

Investigators say Smith gave the counterfeit bill to a teller at Regions Bank in Clearwater, South Carolina. The employee refused to accept the bill and called the sheriff's office.



 

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