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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 07:08 AM
would there be less war, more shopping

I like the matriacal native american society, senior clan mothers choosing suitable leaders....

 

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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 08:08 AM
...then who's gonna bake the cookies ?

 

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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 08:52 AM
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...then who's gonna bake the cookies ?
Hopefully, Krishna.

 

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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 09:00 AM
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...then who's gonna bake the cookies ?
Hopefully, Krishna.



ROFLMAO...especially if I eat THOSE cookies

 

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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 06:19 PM
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...then who's gonna bake the cookies ?
Hopefully, Krishna.

I agree 100%

 

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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 06:29 PM
if women ruled the world, they'd be less war, more cookies and a HELL OF A LOT MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least on the hoopee

 

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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 08:40 PM
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...then who's gonna bake the cookies ?
Hopefully, Krishna.

I agree 100%


I think its the Iroquois Nation that have the Clan Mothers......who select the Leaders, and so on.

LOL thats good man........I love cookies.

 

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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 09:23 PM
If women ruled the world....I'd be riding on the back of her Harley

 

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  posted on 10/3/2007 at 09:27 PM
I think anybody who thinks women are naturally better leaders, particularly more peaceful ones, than men is going to be really disappointed beginning in January '09. And if that's not enough, you could read about parts of Indira Gandhi's rule in India.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2007 at 09:59 AM
Lord, I hope not...talk abouit a natonal disgrace.
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  posted on 10/4/2007 at 11:41 AM
Pol Pot, Lenin, Hitler

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  posted on 10/4/2007 at 02:08 PM
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if women ruled the world, they'd be less war, more cookies and a HELL OF A LOT MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least on the hoopee


You beat me ot it on that last part. I like your way of thinking.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2007 at 03:05 PM
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I think anybody who thinks women are naturally better leaders, particularly more peaceful ones, than men is going to be really disappointed beginning in January '09. And if that's not enough, you could read about parts of Indira Gandhi's rule in India.


Why would we be dissapointed, there's not gonna be a woman in the White House in '09.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2007 at 03:24 PM
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Why would we be dissapointed, there's not gonna be a woman in the White House in '09.

I think everybody running for President is married, so that's not true.
Seriously, you have to give Hillary Clinton about a 50-50 chance at this point. I want cookies even if she loses, however.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2007 at 04:00 PM
ALL... would be right with the world..... be nice...

 

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  posted on 10/5/2007 at 05:03 AM
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if women ruled the world, they'd be less war, more cookies and a HELL OF A LOT MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least on the hoopee


You beat me ot it on that last part. I like your way of thinking.

why thank you kind sir

 

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  posted on 10/6/2007 at 09:30 AM
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I think anybody who thinks women are naturally better leaders, particularly more peaceful ones, than men is going to be really disappointed beginning in January '09. And if that's not enough, you could read about parts of Indira Gandhi's rule in India.


As long as it's not Cheney/Satan in 2009, we'll deal with it.

 

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  posted on 10/6/2007 at 09:31 AM
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Why would we be dissapointed, there's not gonna be a woman in the White House in '09.

I think everybody running for President is married, so that's not true.
Seriously, you have to give Hillary Clinton about a 50-50 chance at this point. I want cookies even if she loses, however.


Do you think people giving out Cookies for Clinton at the polls would be thought of as influencing the election process?

 

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  posted on 10/8/2007 at 09:50 AM
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  posted on 10/8/2007 at 10:42 AM
And if grasshoppers had machine guns birds wouldn't fool with them!
 

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  posted on 10/9/2007 at 06:33 PM
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And if grasshoppers had machine guns birds wouldn't fool with them!


The ants would surround them like the good little soldiers they are, then the bees would would divebomb them like apache helicopters, they couldn't withstand it, especially with their noisy communications network!

 

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  posted on 10/9/2007 at 08:35 PM
The ants would surround them like the good little soldiers they are, then the bees would would divebomb them like apache helicopters, they couldn't withstand it, especially with their noisy communications network!


Only one problem with that theory. Apaches fire from a hover unless they are using their chain guns or 2.75 " rockets. And it's dive bomb not divebomb.

 

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  posted on 10/10/2007 at 12:55 PM
I'd love it. My boss would be hitting on me and giving me rasies just to bend her over her desk. I'd get to sit home and play guitar while my wife was out working 2 jobs.

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  posted on 10/10/2007 at 01:04 PM
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I'd love it. My boss would be hitting on me and giving me rasies just to bend her over her desk. I'd get to sit home and play guitar while my wife was out working 2 jobs.

Rock on..........


You obviously have no children.

 

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  posted on 10/10/2007 at 05:32 PM
Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives :

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across..

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them

away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just

think it's interesting.

14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least,

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.



 

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