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  posted on 9/26/2007 at 09:30 PM
Does a dog get a brain freeze when it eats ice cream?
Hmmmm.


What question do you have that may never be answered?

[Edited on 11/30/2007 by fanfrom-71]

 

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  posted on 9/26/2007 at 09:39 PM
If you're in a vehicle that's travelling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, will they do anything?

 

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  posted on 9/26/2007 at 09:42 PM
If you turn a hole in the ground sideways,is it still a hole,or is it a tunnel?

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.

We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.

Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.

Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/26/2007 at 09:53 PM
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If you turn a hole in the ground sideways,is it still a hole,or is it a tunnel?



OOo good one

 

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  posted on 9/26/2007 at 10:24 PM
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

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  posted on 9/26/2007 at 10:43 PM
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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?
LMAO!

 

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We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.

Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.

Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 12:17 AM


Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 12:22 AM
Why do they call them APARTments when there all stuck together?
 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 04:05 AM
If your lawyer was in a burning building and your mother-lin-law was drowning and you could only save one of them, would you go out to lunch or catch a movie?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 04:13 AM
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If your lawyer was in a burning building and your mother-lin-law was drowning and you could only save one of them, would you go out to lunch or catch a movie?


that's easy....lunch.

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 06:05 AM
Say you're in a Baseball game, standing on first base via a walk. Let's also say you have a wooden leg. Can you take off your leg, lean it on the bag and take a really big lead?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 06:11 AM
If a train leaves Kansas City travelling 85 miles mph and another trains leaves Atlanta traveling 95 mph when will they meet?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 07:02 AM
Does anyone REALLY know what time it is?

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.

We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.

Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.

Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 07:04 AM
How much does a coffee urn?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 07:08 AM
Hey Rusty, you look a lot more like you do now then you did awhile ago.
 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 07:10 AM
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago!

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 07:10 AM
"What's a greek urn". About the same as a ###ican
 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 07:12 AM
Rusty, GREAT answer!!!! ROTFL

[Edited on 9/27/2007 by BigEd2]

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 07:49 AM
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 07:50 AM
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 08:04 AM
Are we all really dust in the wind?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 09:50 AM
Does Allamajaden have more than one jacket ?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 10:15 AM
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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?
LMAO - Sorry, nitelite, but 20 million wives have already answered this one.

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 10:17 AM
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

 

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  posted on 9/27/2007 at 10:28 AM
Does a three legged dog always run in a circle?

 

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