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  posted on 8/28/2007 at 07:33 PM
Viva Viagra !! Have you ssen that TV ad?


Is it just me ? Or this is there something unsettling about seeing those gray haired guys singing and playin...... and the high-fiving each other other as they obviously are on their way to their "ole ladies" to "get some" ?


It just makes me feel creepy.

[Edited on 8/29/2007 by Peachstatedawg]

 
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  posted on 8/28/2007 at 07:45 PM
oh yeah. its hilarious, but yeah creepy too. Most of those commercials are pretty bad and this one is definitely no exception.
 

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  posted on 8/28/2007 at 07:58 PM
I haven't seen it but heard comments - pretty much why are those guys high fiving each other, and there ain't no women in the commercial.

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  posted on 8/28/2007 at 08:07 PM
Don't take everything so seriously! At least this commercial doesn't say anything like
"If your erection lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention". Just a bunch of old guys jamming and having a good time. (Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar).

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  posted on 8/28/2007 at 08:23 PM
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Don't take everything so seriously! At least this commercial doesn't say anything like
"If your erection lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention". Just a bunch of old guys jamming and having a good time. (Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar).

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ROTFLMAO...

If i ever have anything that lasts four hours, I am calling the Viagra people ( I work for them) and tell them to step up production....

 

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  posted on 8/28/2007 at 08:32 PM
I lost my Viagra water bottle.

One of the guys on my old farts hockey team years ago was a pharm. rep.

He gave them to all of us.

 

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  posted on 8/28/2007 at 08:33 PM
Does anyone have a pair of those matching bathtubs they keep showing?

I'm sure those are against the zoning codes where I am.

Or they SHOULD BE!

 

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  posted on 8/28/2007 at 09:10 PM
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Don't take everything so seriously! At least this commercial doesn't say anything like
"If your erection lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention". Just a bunch of old guys jamming and having a good time. (Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar).

Mitch


"If your erection lasts more than four hours, call a friend..............and brag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



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  posted on 8/29/2007 at 02:18 AM
No, you guys are missing the point . . . . . . .
Their target demographic in this ad campaign isn't old grey haired dudes,

It's musicians

Old, grey haired, musicians






 

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  posted on 8/29/2007 at 04:13 AM
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I haven't seen it but heard comments - pretty much why are those guys high fiving each other, and there ain't no women in the commercial.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that...."


Lots of gay/bisexual and heterosexual men who are into stimulant drugs like meth and cocaine and MDMA (ecstasy) and having sex on them, take Viagra since those illegal drugs make it harder (no pun!) or so I've been told I don't use drugs to keep/maintain an erection.

I've also been told that meth and cocaine turns everyone into a bottom, that is if they're into anal sex (I guess hetero guys do the bend over boyfriend stuff with a woman using a toy on them), and that does not surprise me. Also, lots of men who use these illegal drugs are into barebacking and having unprotected sex with people.

Viagara and other drugs like that were created because lots of men are on blood pressure medications and this causes them to have problems getting erections.

Drugs like that seem dangerous to me and ultimately aren't needed since sex and arousal are mostly all in the brain and if you do want a lasting erection or if you have problems getting one just use a leather cock strap, a metal cock ring, or even a leather ball stretcher if you're wired for that. Just don't sleep in them and don't start out with metal until you've used leather first!

You can even use rope if you don't want to use metal or leather, as rope can be easily adjusted/taken off or cut off if you have to.

If you're big into bondage/restraint, like me you'll love all 3!

It's fun for all genders and I've never had a man or a woman who I was involved with or dating/in a relationship with, complain or think I was weird for liking this stuff, and if you and your boyfriend/girlfriend (or both, if you have both) have a leather fetish you can satisfy it that way!

It is not recommended that cock rings be worn for long amounts of time, or used by anyone with vascular diseases. Cock rings may damage capillaries and bruise if worn too long (we are talking about days here). Start out with leather straps, or rubber/neoprene (as these can be cut), and then go onto metal as metal can't be removed unless your penis is limp or going limp, and if it's metal and it's too tight you'll cause damage to yourself and have to go to the ER to get it removed.

If at any time the ring is uncomfortable TAKE IT OFF! Also, sleeping in a cockring or ball stretcher is NOT recommended, unless you're very experienced and know what you're doing.

I've never actually slept in anything that I own but I have friends that have but they really know what they're doing and are willing to take risks that I'm personally not into doing.

Using Viagra with a cockring isn't recommended and I hear it's not wise to use one with poppers (amyl nitrate).

here are some articles about what I'm talking about:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring (not safe for work)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_stretcher

No I have not seen the TV ad but I don't watch a lot of TV and who cares even if the commercial does have homoerotic undertones to it? Gay and bisexual men are around too and not everyone is heterosexual, even if our society is heterosexist and there is a big stigma attached to non-hetero/GLBT/queer people.

[Edited on 8/29/2007 by The_Newt]

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  posted on 8/29/2007 at 07:19 AM
Does this mean when I jam with my bandmates, (no women in the band), I am gay? Or is it only if I took a Viagra before I pick up my guitar?

Oh No!!

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  posted on 8/29/2007 at 07:28 AM
Time to let this thread die away.

 

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  posted on 8/29/2007 at 06:52 PM
The thing that annoys me about viagara commercials,2 in particular,( one is guy washing his Vette and the other guy watching sports) is why is it that only woman can initiate the sex act on these ads, you wont see some guy coming out of the shower in his robe trying to lure his woman into the bedroom, no way,most woman would say get lost ,you got yours last week,I'm watching my soaps now.Just ain't fair

 

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  posted on 8/29/2007 at 07:00 PM
A friend of mine, he took Viagra once just for kicks and said that it gave him a headache and gave everything a blue tint and he didn't get highly aroused and he thinks that unless you have an ED problem, or unless you're on drugs that would prevent you from getting an erection that you can take Viagra and it won't really "work" for you like it would for someone who either has ED or is on something that's preventing them from getting an erection like cocaine/meth/ecstasy.

 

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  posted on 8/29/2007 at 10:21 PM



"If your erection lasts more than four hours, call a hooker..............and bang !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 12:01 PM
havnt scene it out


i like the herpes commercials


i didnt know so many attractive people had herpes

and the songwith it

its just another day haha

 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 12:08 PM
Wonder what would happen if you snorted Viagra, would your ding dong explode?

 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 12:36 PM
that is a good question
 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 01:18 PM
Hilarious!
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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 01:24 PM
My buddy took Viagra and he has no erectile problems. Gave him one of those four hour erections that they talk about. He never took it again.
 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 01:29 PM
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Hilarious!
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ummm - which post (or do you mean the commercial)?

 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 01:33 PM
I would never snort Viagara in fear that my ding dong would explode, because what good would a ding dong be if it was exploded?

 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 01:35 PM
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If you're big into bondage/restraint, like me you'll love all 3!


TMI..

 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 01:49 PM
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If you're big into bondage/restraint, like me you'll love all 3!


TMI..


LMAO

 

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  posted on 8/30/2007 at 03:33 PM
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If you're big into bondage/restraint, like me you'll love all 3!


TMI..


Big deal, so I like bondage/SM, I'm bi/queer, and I'm out about it. More people should be IMO.

I'd Rather Be Hated For Who I Am Than Loved For Who I'm Not.

I don't mind if people ask me questions as often times I can clear up misconceptions that they have or answer things they always wanted to know but are afraid to ask.

When I was a young adult and I had a big thick beard my mother told me how women don't like furry men and I thought she'd found my copy of Bear magazine!

I'm out to my parents, family, and friends and my mom just told me to be careful who I let tie me up, which I am.

Anyway I think that Viagra and other ED drugs aren't good for the body and that if you work on combating ED with diet/exercise and the other methods I wrote about you don't need drugs to get an erection.

[Edited on 8/30/2007 by The_Newt]

 

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