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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:42 PM
Anybody have any suggestions? I was clean for about 3 years, then just quit a 10 week pot binge, been clean about a week.

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:46 PM
I think you need 3 weeks for the THC to clear the ol system, drink lots of water

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:46 PM
There is something I've heard about....honest, I really only heard about it....that you can buy at health food stores that you drink and it flushes the toxins in a hurry. Anyone know what it is? You might try calling around if no one on here knows what it's called.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:47 PM
My stepson used someone else's urine to try and pass a drug test at a local casino.

They said his urine was cold.

He told them he just drank a bunch of ice water.

They didn't buy it...

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:49 PM
Just search googlefor drugtesting and a whole list of stuff like BA mentioned will pop up.

Dont drink to much water, they check that too. If to much water is in the test they will make
you re do it the next day...................They check for everything you can take to clean you out now a days. If its a DOT test they have a tolerance level. (imagine that). If its a pre-employment test usually no tolerance.

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:50 PM
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There is something I've heard about....honest, I really only heard about it....that you can buy at health food stores that you drink and it flushes the toxins in a hurry. Anyone know what it is? You might try calling around if no one on here knows what it's called.



I think it's called something like Golden Seal Root.

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:50 PM
Pray for a rain delay.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:51 PM
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There is something I've heard about....honest, I really only heard about it....that you can buy at health food stores that you drink and it flushes the toxins in a hurry. Anyone know what it is? You might try calling around if no one on here knows what it's called.



I think it's called something like Golden Seal Root.

Pete


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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:54 PM
I've heard people who swear by goldenseal - you can get it in a tea form at your local health food store. You need to drink A LOT of it and there is some question as to whether this really works or not but I know people who have tested clean by using it. Good Luck!

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:56 PM
Go to GNC and ask for a system cleanser. Q Carbo is a grape drink that comes in a 16 and a 32 ounce bottle. I would drink as much water and cvranberry jiuce as you can the night before and wake up drinking the same. Follow directions for the drink and take the test. If its a urine test, you will pass it. I have used this mult. times and never had a problem.

Google Q Carbo too for more info.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 01:58 PM
Try drinking 3 gallons of pea soup.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 02:04 PM
You have to drink like 3 gallons of golden seal up to the minute before walking in the door. There has to be a better way.

They check the "gravity" of your urine. They know if you drink to much water.

 

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My stepson used someone else's urine to try and pass a drug test at a local casino.

They said his urine was cold.

He told them he just drank a bunch of ice water.

They didn't buy it...





I new a girl that worked for the airlines. She use to keep a bottle of urine between her
breasts to keep it the right temperture.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 02:09 PM
Go to your local "head shop". They should have all kinds of stuff for instant detox.
 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 02:11 PM
GNC for sure! There is a tea you make and it works cause friends of mine have used it. You'll have to take some B Compex to add the yellow back in your urine and also a lot of salt throws it off too. If they don't test thru the urine then there may be a problem because I have heard that now they test your hair in which case I don't know the solution except to shave your head and wherever else...

It takes a month to clear your system so it's time to dry up...

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 02:20 PM
Most tests check for golden seal too. When I had my own distributing company, a friend and myself tried everyway we could to beat the test. I would go to different clinics and tell them I need a test for my DOT file. They always looked at me funny. But Hell, I was the president of the company so they couldnt say squat. I passed them all. I quit about 2-3 weeks ahead of time. I took about 8 different tests in about a 8-9 month time frame

One test I passed, I smoked a joint the day before. But I had been quit a couple weeks.
It all depends on how much, how frequent. The one joint a weekend smoker probably wouldnt have a problem, the joint a day, everyday should worry.

All the thc is stored in your fat glands. It takes about 30 days to get it out. Everything you do doesnt get it out of your system, it just masks it. You can drink a lot of water beforehand, take the cleansing stuff, everything does help. Just dont drink yourself to death the day of the test.
You will be to pure. Go to a sauna and sweat it out. Go to a spa place where they put your feet in a tub that draws out alot of the toxins.


It can drive you crazy. The best thing to do if you know its coming is quit...... I did read on the RX directions with Protonix (heartburn medicine) will give false/true readings for THC. Tell them you take that.

Just dont go out and celebrate the test is over by smoking a joint, for some reason they may call and ask you to come back the next day.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 02:22 PM
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Go to GNC and ask for a system cleanser. Q Carbo is a grape drink that comes in a 16 and a 32 ounce bottle. I would drink as much water and cvranberry jiuce as you can the night before and wake up drinking the same. Follow directions for the drink and take the test. If its a urine test, you will pass it. I have used this mult. times and never had a problem.

Google Q Carbo too for more info.




That stuff is like drinking grape flavored pancake syrup. It worked for me . But I had stopped totally for a couple of weeks, I took it as extra precaution.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 02:40 PM
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...... I did read on the RX directions with Protonix (heartburn medicine) will give false/true readings for THC. Tell them you take that.
ditto for poppyseed - tell them you just had a poppyseed muffin.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 03:06 PM
sure are a lot of experts here on this subject...

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 03:09 PM
Flooding your system with lots of water will buy you time between tests. They detect the water and will make you come back for a retest. There are home test kits for marijuana you can get at the local RX for @ $15-20. Go get one and see if you get a positive test from it. If you do, then I'd call the head shop and get one of their system flush drinks. Last one I bought (which is still in the bottom of my garage fridge) cost about $35. Follow the directions to a T. I've had a lot of friends swear by them. Mine is being held for emergency only. The one I have is called Test Pure (I think.) Not sure if it's still available.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 03:19 PM
I highly recommend against the flush method. Horrible for your Kidney's.

This is the most expensive and also fool proof method of being certain you will pass.....

http://www.urinator.com/

I know doctors, nurses, pilots and cops that use it regularly. 100% guarenteed!

I also know people that use it for Life Insurance exams. Not my clients however!!

Good Luck.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 03:20 PM
I went through this nonsense a while back. I indeed went to a GNC and paid for their stuff...it wasn't cheap, followed the directions and did the test. I don't know what the result was, but I got the job. The job was in a hospital, and someone suggested that possibly they only test for stuff they have in the hospital. I don't know, but I find the whole concept highly irritating and intrusive. Best of luck to you.

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 03:49 PM


[Edited on 8/24/2007 by slowhand6]

 

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  posted on 8/23/2007 at 06:29 PM
try "Urine Luck"
 
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