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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 04:11 PM

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 04:13 PM
Discuss......

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 04:23 PM
Oops......sorry.

It's just that I don't usually watch her because I'm at work, but I'm on vacation and it was raining outside, so I watched today. Seemed to me she was always able to see right through the BS and get to the heart of the matter in a very direct way. I liked that.

Not bad looking either. But that might just be the gin and tonics talking.

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 05:09 PM
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Not bad looking either. But that might just be the gin and tonics talking.




Good god, how many have you had????

DON'T OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE!

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 05:14 PM

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 05:21 PM
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Oops......sorry.

It's just that I don't usually watch her because I'm at work, but I'm on vacation and it was raining outside, so I watched today. Seemed to me she was always able to see right through the BS and get to the heart of the matter in a very direct way. I liked that.

Not bad looking either. But that might just be the gin and tonics talking.




My god man, you must have set a new record for inbriation in your state.

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 05:29 PM
As a legal professional, I too like Judge Judy. While her looks are not for me, she makes about $10 Million per year, so you could do worse. I like how she gives a hard time to the people who create children w/o bothering to marry.

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 05:31 PM
One of my favorite songs is Incarcerated by Todd Snyder. He wrote this after watching an episode of Judge Judy

Incarcerated
From East Nashville Skyline

My baby mother been incarcerated
Otherwise she would have been here today
To testify that every word I stated
While it may be complicated
It's still true in a way
You see this woman here today
I hardly even know her
Okay, maybe once or twice I mighta give her a lift
But she never lent me any money your honor
Every penny that she gave me she said was a gift
She said that it was a gift
She said it was a gift

My baby mother been incarcerated

She had some trouble with an interstate cop
Who said he saw her driving by obliterated
And was further flusterated by the way she wouldn't stop
So they called out all the other cops
And had a high speed chase
They chased my baby through the side of a tree
That's when I think they might have planted marijuana in her suitcase
A court appointed lawyer told us, cop a plea
So we copped a plea
We copped a plea
My baby mother been incarcerated

I never had a lot of luck with the ladies, your honor
I never had a lot of luck with much of anything
My baby mother want to drive a Mercedes, your honor
My baby mother want to wear a bunch a diamond rings
She knows dang well I cant afford these things
Ah!

My baby mother been incarcerated
I'm kinda glad if I could tell you truth
But that don't have a whole lot here to do with this matter you see
This woman here today, she just don't have any proof
I don't know whose voice that could be there
On her telephone recorder
Maybe her brother or some other friend
Who is in on it too
Maybe the same old friend
Who came and helped her forge my signature
Because that is not my signature
I'm telling you the truth
I am telling you the truth
I'm telling you the truth
My baby mother been incarcerated

I understand about the verdict and everything, your honor
You're just doing your job and that's alright with me
Just one more thing before I leave for all my friends and my family
Can you tell me when this particular episode
Is gonna be on TV
I'm gonna be on TV

Nobody suffers like the poor people suffer.



 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 05:33 PM
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Good god, how many have you had????
DON'T OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE!
LMAO!!! (thanks, needed that!)

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 05:37 PM
On her looks-When you hit the big 6-0, I'm thinking she'd be a handfull.

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 06:22 PM
I watch Judge Judy every day.

I once saw her on a talk show and she said her goal is to make the people in the court miserable, so they would never want to come back into a courtroom again.

I love the show !!!

 

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I watch Judge Judy every day.

I once saw her on a talk show and she said her goal is to make the people in the court miserable, so they would never want to come back into a courtroom again.

I love the show !!!

Then you think she's hot, too, right bluedad?

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 06:40 PM
Hey, if I am on vacation too, but I think I would need everclear to make Judge Judy hot!!!!

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 06:44 PM
Maybe a more provocative pose will do it for you..........

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 06:49 PM
Dang it, that didn't help at all!

 

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Then you think she's hot, too, right bluedad?


She is warm.....

But if she talked to me liked she talked to some of those people on her show, she would definitely get cussed out....

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 07:42 PM
She's a judge. How could one ever please her in bed? She'd be too judgemental!!

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 08:08 PM
This is the stuff dreams are made of..........

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 09:28 PM
Bob, you are effin KILLIN me...

i know a guy that thinks martha stewart is hot...

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 09:49 PM
I think she is a miserable, nasty, b***h - don't care how much $$$ she makes. And butt ugly to boot - yee haa!!!
 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 09:55 PM
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I think she is a miserable, nasty, b***h - don't care how much $$$ she makes. And butt ugly to boot - yee haa!!!


So cousin Leeroy didn't have to pay you back for the futon he broke?













Heh heh.

 

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  posted on 7/10/2007 at 11:59 PM
I think judge Judy is doing her baliff.

 

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  posted on 7/11/2007 at 12:14 AM
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I think judge Judy is doing her baliff.


They do seem to smile and each other and nod a lot.

On air she is tough but in the bedroom, a submissive kitten.

 

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  posted on 7/11/2007 at 12:42 AM
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I think judge Judy is doing her baliff.

Are you just trying to make me jealous?

 

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  posted on 7/11/2007 at 07:37 AM
Don't know how much of her is for real, and how much
is for TV ratings, but she talks way too far down to way
too many people. She has a habit of deciding which of the
litigants is likely at fault before the questioning
has really even begun... then she takes a tack to justify her
presumption. A bitch's bitch ... TV fodder only....

 
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