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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 03:33 PM
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with
the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace
and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," said the officer as he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 06:06 PM
Whooo Hoooo!! Never underestimate the "POWER" of women!!!

AMEN!!

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 06:08 PM
very funny!!! Like Dad always says Never argue with a WOMAN

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 06:09 PM
never argue with a woman at all..you can't win, even if you are right

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 06:16 PM
Subject: never argue with a woman who reads...

Never argure with a woman who breathes.

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 06:18 PM
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If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?


of course....he's standing on Mother Earth !! We hear everything

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 06:34 PM
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Never argure with a woman who breathes.
I thought it was never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days, and lives?!!
Know why they call it PMS? Mad Cow desease was taken.

Just kidding Ladies, ..just teasing

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 06:57 PM
I have always argued and probably will continue arguing...

That's why I'm Capt Ahab strapped to the huge White Whale of my 'know-nothingness', arm beckoning others on to follow me into the deep.....

I've noticed fireplaces don't argue back so I've become quite fond of them.

[Edited on 5/1/2007 by TanDan]

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 07:01 PM
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Subject: never argue with a woman who reads...

Never argure with a woman who breathes.
I thought it was never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days, and lives?!!
Know why they call it PMS? Mad Cow desease was taken.

Just kidding Ladies, ..just teasing


PMS (I've been told) means Putting up with Men's S**T.

I have nothing to say on the matter....Call me Ishmael....

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 07:46 PM
cut me a break. the most stubborn people i've ever met happen to be MEN, so nice try boys.

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 07:48 PM

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 07:52 PM
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cut me a break. the most stubborn people i've ever met happen to be MEN, so nice try boys.


You haven't met the women in MY family!

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 08:20 PM
...if a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman there to hear him...

...is he still wrong?

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 09:12 PM
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If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?


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...if a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman there to hear him...

...is he still wrong?


better yet, if a man posts on a thread, and posts the same thing as someone else,

is he wrong?

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 09:19 PM
What ???? all you women got it all wrong !!!!!!!
YOu wanna make something of it ??? HUH ???

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 09:29 PM
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cut me a break. the most stubborn people i've ever met happen to be MEN, so nice try boys.


You are absolutely correct.

Punish My Spouse - LMAO

One question. If women bond during this time in the household then why do they fight constantly? Mother and Daughter on the same cycle. No wonder I go away to so many shows.

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 09:36 PM
Excellent Deb!

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 09:50 PM
My girl is a librarian so I swear she reads at least 50 books a month......safe to say I hardly ever win any arguments.......What man does?
 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 10:10 PM
Why would I ever argue with a woman? They're always right.

 

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  posted on 5/1/2007 at 11:55 PM
I love you guys the first two posts I see tonite are the Dickey guy/gal bashing Derek and then I come across this post and my smile returns.
I'm usually in the forest with my man and we got them thar walkie talkies. Woohoo--one more week til we can sit in the woods. Oh wait-- maybe this belongs on the fishing and hunting thread.
And btw me and my daughter are usually fighting during "this" time cuz she used my last tampon. Little bitch. LOL.

 

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  posted on 5/2/2007 at 09:44 AM
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If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
oh grasshopper - that you even had to ask this question says you have much to learn...
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Subject: never argue with a woman who reads...
Never argure with a woman who breathes.
ROTFLMAO!!!

[Edited on 5/2/2007 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 5/2/2007 at 11:58 AM
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And btw me and my daughter are usually fighting during "this" time cuz she used my last tampon. Little bitch. LOL.



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 5/2/2007 at 12:37 PM
With three sisters, two daughters, a wife and a mother in law, I have learned to just keep my mouth shut.

 

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  posted on 5/2/2007 at 12:50 PM
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With three sisters, two daughters, a wife and a mother in law, I have learned to just keep my mouth shut.


LOL

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  posted on 5/2/2007 at 01:01 PM
In NC these guys can make your life miserable. They are one of the most powerful law enforcement depts in our state. Come and get me though I have a Lifetime Sportsman license in NC. Good Job on shu-ing him away.


Buy the way if any of you come to the NC coast to fish, you now need a saltwater permit for
North Carolina. Thats Surf, Pier, Boat fishing. Dont forget, these cats will be prowling up and down our beaches on four wheelers.



[Edited on 5/2/2007 by rottinpeach]

 

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