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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 09:50 AM


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

There is no theory of evolution, there's just a list of animals that Chuck lets live.

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 09:53 AM
You need to resurrect the old Chuck thread- lots of great stuff there...

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 09:54 AM
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Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.


Not even when he sneeze's. He must go through a lot of eyes

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 10:00 AM
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You need to resurrect the old Chuck thread- lots of great stuff there...

Old thread

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 10:01 AM
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 10:02 AM
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody


 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 12:25 PM
Chuck would roundkick every topic from Page One before settling for Page 2.

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 04:19 PM

bruce lee kicked his ass....

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 04:32 PM

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 04:34 PM
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody
LMAO!!! ummm, Ouch!

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 04:35 PM
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 04:43 PM
When Chuck Norris Cries he cures World Hunger

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 04:47 PM
Chuck Norris is still in Texas as a ranger and he's pretty pissed at the Allman Brothers Band for avoiding this area for so long !

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 09:54 PM
We have too much time on our hands don't we?
 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 10:05 PM
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

 

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  posted on 4/18/2007 at 10:14 PM
If Chuck Norris is late time better slow the f***k down.

 

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  posted on 4/21/2007 at 12:46 AM
He's been avoiding Billy Jack for years...

 

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  posted on 7/25/2007 at 10:07 PM
Chuck Rickli can kick Chuck Norris' ass - and has done so on a number of occasions.

 

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  posted on 7/25/2007 at 10:12 PM
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Chuck Rickli can kick Chuck Norris' ass - and has done so on a number of occasions.


Please send me some of what you've been smoking.

 

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  posted on 7/26/2007 at 03:49 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women- he potato sacks them.

 

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  posted on 7/26/2007 at 07:14 AM


Chuck Norris once scalped a ticket scalper.

 

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