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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:10 PM
Keith Richards Snorted Father's Ashes Mixed With Cocaine
Tuesday , April 03, 2007



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Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:28 PM
I had this copied and ready to post then the site crashed.

How pathetic is this?

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:31 PM
Keith Richards...cannibal.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:32 PM
Can Chuck Norris kill Keef?

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:33 PM
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Can Chuck Norris kill Keef?
I doubt it. Keif's bones are rubberized.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:34 PM
dave, hope you checked you yahoo mail.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:38 PM
i really think it's sick that anyone would consider snorting their dad.


mother-in-law? even that's a big maybe in my book.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:38 PM
Wouldn't you just love to go have a beer with Keef? Better yet Bill Clinton AND Keef. That's guaranteed to be a memorable night

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:47 PM
Keef should come hang with us at the Beacon and show us how it's REALLY done

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:48 PM
I would bust chops about duplicate posts but I think Rowland ended that.LOL!!
 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 07:57 PM
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dave, hope you checked you yahoo mail.
Just did....

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 10:10 PM
keith has done illegal substances? oh my!!!

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 10:33 PM
but the only thing that worried me was the ether.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 10:45 PM
...there is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge...

Where do we sign up to snort Keith's ashes after he passes away?

 
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  posted on 4/3/2007 at 10:46 PM
Speaking of good drugs:



Johnwott may have had something to do with this.

 

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  posted on 4/5/2007 at 12:33 PM

 

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  posted on 4/6/2007 at 05:51 PM
OMG, Jim! That is hilarious!

 

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  posted on 4/6/2007 at 07:57 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! Jim this cartoon is too twisted...and I can't seem to stop laughing over it.

 

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  posted on 4/6/2007 at 08:01 PM
cartoon=thumbs up

THANKS

 

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  posted on 4/6/2007 at 08:28 PM
Great cartoon
If all you told me was a rock star said he snorted his father's ashes, Keith would have been on my short list.

 

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  posted on 4/7/2007 at 08:08 AM
I have to say, the NY Post has the best cartoons going. I read it everyday on the way home on the train. Its 25 cents and the cartoon alone is worth the 25 cents, even if the rest of the paper is like reading the Enquirer!!
 

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  posted on 8/28/2008 at 09:38 PM
troll bump

 

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