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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:02 AM
Ladies, I have an important task for you. I need you to get as many people as possible to our shows in NYC (23rd and 25th). First, check out the press release here:

http://www.bonobosconvergence.com/Mail/Mail031507.html


Pay special attention to the promotion for the Friday show. This promotion has special significance for you. If you go to the merch table with the pre-order printout AND your laminated "blind lemon pledge" tour pass, in addition to all the other cool stuff, you also can pick one other thing from the table for your very own: a shirt, hat, or bag, for example!

...and hey, if you're the Vaylorette that brings in the most folks to the 23rd show, maybe I'll take you somewhere special Saturday night!

NOW... DO MY BIDDING!

[Edited on 3/15/2007 by vaylor]

 
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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:05 AM
Ok, girls. Looks like we need to get out our feather boas....if only Hai would return my pink one.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:11 AM
...y'all should sell tickets to this thread....
 
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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:20 AM
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...y'all should sell tickets to this thread....


Hmmmm...now there's an idea.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:31 AM
OMG! Don get the shoebox ready. Mitzi is sure gonna need it....

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:37 AM
That's for sure Sharon. Unfortunately I won't be able to make the 23rd and 25th due to probation restrictions and restraining orders that have recently come up.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:45 AM
Hey don't say you are NOT going to be there, the Vaylorettes will be the draw to get people to come down!
I might go into the city on the 23rd just for this gig and skip the ABB. I have a hot pink mini dress with silver brocade that needs to be worn out to such a function as this...if only I could find silver go-go boots.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:51 AM
OK who's got silver go go boots giv'm up to sister Pam....

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:53 AM
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Hey don't say you are NOT going to be there, the Vaylorettes will be the draw to get people to come down!


PRECISELY! It is an awesome responsibility to wield such power!

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I might go into the city on the 23rd just for this gig and skip the ABB.


Now, THAT's what I like to hear.

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I have a hot pink mini dress with silver brocade that needs to be worn out to such a function as this


check that.... THAT is what I like to hear.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:56 AM
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I have a hot pink mini dress with silver brocade that needs to be worn out to such a function as this...if only I could find silver go-go boots


damm I would go in early to see that..

 

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Hey don't say you are NOT going to be there, the Vaylorettes will be the draw to get people to come down!


PRECISELY! It is an awesome responsibility to wield such power!

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I might go into the city on the 23rd just for this gig and skip the ABB.


Now, THAT's what I like to hear.

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I have a hot pink mini dress with silver brocade that needs to be worn out to such a function as this


check that.... THAT is what I like to hear.
Does this make me an official Vaylorette now?

If I skip the ABB that will give me hours to find people in the city to bring into the show.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:59 AM
HURRY UP WITH THOSE TICKETS
 
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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:59 AM
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OK who's got silver go go boots giv'm up to sister Pam....
There are lots of them on ebay, but they are for cross dressers and such with very big feet!

There is a story behind this dress, my grandmother made it to wear to my parents wedding in 1973. I inherited it a few years back and took it up and in for a mini dress.

Silver sandals might do though....and I have the matching silver purse from 1973 as well.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 11:00 AM
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Does this make me an official Vaylorette now?


I can bestow upon you probationary Vaylorette status, but for the real thing a formal ceremony is required.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 11:31 AM
Don't fall for that line again ladies. I know what Vaylor's got in mind and if we have to have Butch arrested again what ever will ABB do? No matter what Vaylor says... don't get on the bus for the ceremony!

As for the Blind Lemon Pledge laminate....alas....Cecil B. Decatar is out scouting locations for her next movie and left her laminate at home, last I heard Celeste literally rode off into the sunset, MegWi is up to her denial in election work and my laminate is still resting quietly in my purse.....and no, I never leave home without it.

I fear there must be some other form of identification for Vaylor's offer......however, if anyone shows up with a feather boa and a copy of his offer tucked into the waist of their short leather skirt or low cut sequin blouse....I say you should be entitled to all the benefits and adoration due a Vaylorette for the night!

Sell those tickets ladies, dust off the rhinestones and get out there and make Valor proud!!!

(Do you realize what you've started Vaylor?!!! )

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 11:33 AM
Anybody seen my red thong?

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 11:34 AM
Ummmm...well....Don will have to talk with my probation officer.....AGAIN!!! And there's the matter of a new restraining order that I aquired on my last trip to Florida. Otherwise, I would be there. I'm gonna need to buy some new stilettos...(don't ask) If Haisija would give me back my pink boa...that'd be nice. And pasties!! Renee....get the super glue!!

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 11:43 AM
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Anybody seen my red thong?


Now that ought to earn you an honorary Vaylorette status for the night....just slap a sequin or two on it and get Mitzi's boa from Hai.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 11:48 AM
Ann, should we alert McMad...just in case??

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 11:56 AM
Oh yes....we need to call him and ask him to come and bring about five or six more lawyers with him....I have a feeling we're going to need them!

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 11:59 AM
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OK who's got silver go go boots giv'm up to sister Pam....


uhm, i do.....don't ask.......what size are you Pammy?

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 12:00 PM
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I fear there must be some other form of identification for Vaylor's offer......however, if anyone shows up with a feather boa and a copy of his offer tucked into the waist of their short leather skirt or low cut sequin blouse....I say you should be entitled to all the benefits and adoration due a Vaylorette for the night!


The guy working the merch table for the night's name is Willie. I'm sure you can come to some sort of arrangement

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(Do you realize what you've started Vaylor?!!! )


Realize? I'm counting on it.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 12:03 PM
....a lesson in marketing here....
 
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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 12:16 PM
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Does this make me an official Vaylorette now?


I can bestow upon you probationary Vaylorette status, but for the real thing a formal ceremony is required.
PROBATIONARY? I should get automatic status after my initial post here and after I pimped you out on myspace, and before you even approved my friend request.
Lets negotiate....

The other Vaylorettes will give me excellent references I am sure of it!

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 12:18 PM
...One more thing...I am giving up my BERRYLICIOUS status to become a Vaylorette so that has to count for something as well.

 

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