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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 02:57 PM
An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservations, smoking a Ceremonial
Pipe and eying two U.S. Government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen
his progress, and the damage he's done.

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The Official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?

The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and then
calmly replied, "When white man found this land, Indians were running
it."

"No taxes."

"No debt."

"Plenty buffalo."

"Plenty beaver."

"Women did all the work."

"Medicine man free."

"Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing."

"All night having sex."

Then Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 02:58 PM
AMEN

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 03:38 PM
and that's the truth if it ever been told

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 03:46 PM

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 03:51 PM
Dave, there is a lot of truth to that

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 04:46 PM
And they are still making "improvements".
 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 04:51 PM
Very good and how can you not say Genius we had it made .. LOL here is one for you Dave..

A Story With A Moral

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a
pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his
last meal,he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and
ate.
Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten
too much though, and could not get off the ground. As he looked
around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against
the wall.
He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking
that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight.
Unfortunately he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit
the ground.
The moral to the story is:
Never fly off the handle when you're
full of **** .




[Edited on 3/15/2007 by Rydethwind]

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 04:55 PM
ROFLMAO!!! you go brother mike

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 05:01 PM
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A Story With A Moral
LOL - Very good, Mike!

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 06:01 PM
So much truth in both stories...

 

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  posted on 3/14/2007 at 07:35 PM
White man fly off handle then **** on system

 

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