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  posted on 3/6/2007 at 05:45 PM
THE KNOB

A woman in her forties went to a plastic
surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a
new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is
placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new
face lift Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the
course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young
looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman
returned to the surgeon with two problems: "All these
years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn the knob many times and I've always loved the
results But now I've developed two annoying problems: First
, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob
won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't
bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I
guess there's no point in asking about the goatee....."

 

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Zen Peach



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  posted on 3/6/2007 at 06:08 PM
BWAHHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

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  posted on 3/6/2007 at 06:18 PM

 

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  posted on 3/6/2007 at 06:34 PM

 

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  posted on 3/6/2007 at 06:47 PM
LMAO

 

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  posted on 3/6/2007 at 08:56 PM
Thanks I needed that
 

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  posted on 3/6/2007 at 09:06 PM
Liked it

 

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