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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 10:51 AM
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL Axx" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 03:36 PM
I don't know what to say.

Except it is cute and gave me an afternoon chuckle.

 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 03:40 PM
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I don't know what to say.


cause if you said it twice, you would be "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."


 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 03:44 PM
I am NOT politically correct as I dance to my own drum.
I really don't give a rats patooie about being politically correct
about anything unless I choose to be..... so there.
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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 03:48 PM

FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh!

 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 04:03 PM
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I am NOT politically correct as I dance to my own drum.
I really don't give a rats patooie about being politically correct
about anything unless I choose to be..... so there.
spdb


so what youa re saying is that you are INVESTIGATING ALTERNATIVE DECSIONS





 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 04:13 PM
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I am NOT politically correct as I dance to my own drum.
I really don't give a rats patooie about being politically correct
about anything unless I choose to be..... so there.
spdb


so what youa re saying is that you are INVESTIGATING ALTERNATIVE DECSIONS








sometimes you seem to have an "INTELLIGENT REAR".

[Edited on 2/27/2007 by Brucebcd]

 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 04:38 PM
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3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."


BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 05:01 PM
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I am NOT politically correct as I dance to my own drum.
I really don't give a rats patooie about being politically correct
about anything unless I choose to be..... so there.
spdb



We are not trying to be politically correct.
We are just trying to have a good time.
Loosen up and join the party!

You didn't take this to be serious did you?

 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 05:46 PM
Party?? who, where? I'm there.....
intelligent rear? what the hell is that? a "smart ass? ahh. the verbage just keeps gettin' better around here. and I will assume you are anal retentive?
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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 06:34 PM
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Party?? who, where? I'm there.....
intelligent rear? what the hell is that? a "smart ass? ahh. the verbage just keeps gettin' better around here. and I will assume you are anal retentive?
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The "intelligent rear" comment didn't come from me but I thought it was funny.
People laughing and having a good time aren't usually referred to as anal retentive.
I don't know what your problem is but in the future I'll make sure not to respond
to comments you make. It just ain't worth it.

 
 


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