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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 06:49 PM
ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 06:51 PM
she is not too!!!!! i am

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 07:13 PM
Lesbian artificial insemination.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 07:23 PM
I'm betting when it's all said and done, it'll be some Jamaican "Dexter" Mofro with a "big one". Of course, he won't have any money, but all the ladies he has "known" will have completely been in "love" with him. You know, in a way, I would love for some poor unknown mofro to be the daddy and get all the money, it would serve all the other vultures right.

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 07:24 PM
I think it's Birkhead.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 07:26 PM
WHO DA BABY DADDY IH!!!

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 07:34 PM
Hell I thought this another thread about SANG.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 07:49 PM
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but all the ladies he has "known" will have completely been in "love" with him.


Oh! i know Dexter! you are right, he was awesome and i was totally in love with him......

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 08:32 PM
The Envelope Please:

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 08:42 PM
It's Dan Marino.

They met at a Diet Fads convention.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 09:17 PM
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ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


It can't be Rosey O'Donnell. Haven't you heard? She drowned....

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 09:19 PM
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ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


It can't be Rosey O'Donnell. Haven't you heard? She drowned....



...they found her in Ricki Lake..


(I know...I'd better lay off the JD!!)

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 09:32 PM
We have another contender....check out this article from Rockin' Camel:

What a Sweet Day to Announce such Sweet News!!
Posted: February 14, 2007
STRAIGHT FROM THE CAMEL'S OWN LIPS...

Carl Weaver, President of Rockin’ Camel Music, would like to take this opportunity on this day of Love, to announce what may be the most important news story of the year. There is a STRONG possibility that Carl Weaver is the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannie Lynn Hope. The paternity test will prove in the next few weeks what Mr. Weaver already knows in his heart. After several months of an ongoing love affair, even though he had to wait his turn quite often, Mr. Weaver fell head-over-heals in love with Anna Nicole. Mr. Weaver said he loves his new daughter very much, although they’ve never met, and once paternity is proven, he intends to take an extended vacation while deciding how best to utilize the baby's $476 million inheritance from her mother's estate. Mr. Weaver wanted to let our fans and customers in on the news first before it turns into a media frenzy. Remember folks, you heard it here first!!



 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 09:44 PM
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We have another contender....check out this article from Rockin' Camel:

What a Sweet Day to Announce such Sweet News!!
Posted: February 14, 2007
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Carl Weaver, President of Rockin’ Camel Music, would like to take this opportunity on this day of Love, to announce what may be the most important news story of the year. There is a STRONG possibility that Carl Weaver is the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannie Lynn Hope. The paternity test will prove in the next few weeks what Mr. Weaver already knows in his heart. After several months of an ongoing love affair, even though he had to wait his turn quite often, Mr. Weaver fell head-over-heals in love with Anna Nicole. Mr. Weaver said he loves his new daughter very much, although they’ve never met, and once paternity is proven, he intends to take an extended vacation while deciding how best to utilize the baby's $476 million inheritance from her mother's estate. Mr. Weaver wanted to let our fans and customers in on the news first before it turns into a media frenzy. Remember folks, you heard it here first!!






LMAO!!! wonder if mr. weaver need a baby setter for his daughter i'd be REAL willin to take the job....................

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 09:49 PM
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ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


It can't be Rosey O'Donnell. Haven't you heard? She drowned....



...they found her in Ricki Lake..

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 10:05 PM
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ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


It can't be Rosey O'Donnell. Haven't you heard? She drowned....



...they found her in Ricki Lake..


(I know...I'd better lay off the JD!!)


Let me guess, Coot* told you that joke?

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 10:16 PM
Anyone remember the TV game show, To Tell the Truth? What a great episode this would make, "would the real Anna Nicole baby daddy please stand up." Gene Rayburn, Kitty Carlisle, Orson Beane et al would get to the bottom of it tootsweet.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 10:27 PM
My money is on the aged deceased husband.

She did it to help her claim to his estate.

 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 10:30 PM
I'm not bragging, ......but actually... I'M the father !!!!!
 

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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 10:31 PM
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  posted on 2/26/2007 at 10:31 PM
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Anyone remember the TV game show, To Tell the Truth? What a great episode this would make, "would the real Anna Nicole baby daddy please stand up." Gene Rayburn, Kitty Carlisle, Orson Beane et al would get to the bottom of it tootsweet.


It wasn't Charles Nelson Reilly.

 

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  posted on 2/27/2007 at 01:41 AM
I am the Walrus

 

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  posted on 2/28/2007 at 12:09 PM
Drudgereport is saying it was PNEUMONIA not drugs that killed her.

NATIONAL ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE: PNEUMONIA KILLED ANNA NICOLE SMITH, PRELIMINARY FINDINGS INDICATE
Pneumonia — not a drug overdose — killed Anna Nicole Smith, the National Enquirer has learned exclusively.

In the new issue just hitting newsstands, The ENQUIRER reports that preliminary findings reveal that tests performed during the autopsy show Anna Nicole had a severe case of pneumonia. Prescription drugs that she had taken made the condition worse and did play a role in her death. The full toxicology report has not yet been completed.

Sources very close to the death investigation told The ENQUIRER that the prescription drugs masked the seriousness of her pneumonia. Anna Nicole had previously been hospitalized for pneumonia in the Bahamas after her son died.

This time, the painkillers Anna Nicole was taking masked her symptoms and quickened the deadly effects of the pneumonia.

All the details are in the next issue of The ENQUIRER.

 

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  posted on 2/28/2007 at 12:20 PM
If The National Enquirer said it, it has to be true.









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