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  posted on 2/16/2007 at 07:24 PM
hmmm - for some reason people are always sending me blonde jokes...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like? She finally asked.

The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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  posted on 2/16/2007 at 07:32 PM
OK, true story..you can't make this stuff up:

A friend of mine went into a jewelry store to buy a dual time zone watch for his wife who travels internationally, the blonde behind the counter paused for a second and said.....Which two time zones

Turn and walk out.

 

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  posted on 2/16/2007 at 07:36 PM
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hmmm - for some reason people are always sending me blonde jokes...
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http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.html
LOL - but usually not all at the same time.

 

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  posted on 2/16/2007 at 07:37 PM
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.Which two time zones
LMAO - think you may need to add that to the above web-site, Dutch!

 

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  posted on 2/16/2007 at 08:23 PM
Blondes?? Did someone say blondes?!?!?

I got one for ya...there once was this blonde who painted a target on his foot.....

 

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  posted on 2/16/2007 at 08:55 PM
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I got one for ya...there once was this blonde who painted a target on his foot.....



OMFG, now that is pretty damn funny! LMAO~~~~~~~~~~

 

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  posted on 2/17/2007 at 12:43 AM
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather
and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds
down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of
your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
down the street.
At the the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck
door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns
green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK."

 

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