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  posted on 2/10/2007 at 09:51 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee

 

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  posted on 2/10/2007 at 09:54 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!

 

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We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
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  posted on 2/10/2007 at 10:21 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!

 

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  posted on 2/10/2007 at 11:44 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.

 

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  posted on 2/10/2007 at 11:51 PM
quote:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.


11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 10:26 AM
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 10:34 AM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 02:00 PM
A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 02:27 PM
Oh man, these are so true it's starting to depress me....especially number 12!!! I'm officially a 'geezer'!!!

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 02:58 PM
Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 03:13 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!

 

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We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 03:41 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.


 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 06:49 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 06:50 PM
#16 is the truth! I wear contacts and had to get reading glasses! WTF.

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 07:35 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
20. You know your doctor's phone number without looking it up and when you go into the doctor's office, the receptionist greets you by name.
21. The "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials aren't quite that funny anymore.
22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 07:42 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
20. You know your doctor's phone number without looking it up and when you go into the doctor's office, the receptionist greets you by name.
21. The "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials aren't quite that funny anymore.
22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.
23. your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. (stolen from Little Feat)

[Edited on 2/12/2007 by bhs72]

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 07:45 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
20. You know your doctor's phone number without looking it up and when you go into the doctor's office, the receptionist greets you by name.
21. The "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials aren't quite that funny anymore.
22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.
23. your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. (stolen from Little Feat)
24. Did I mention that you can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself?

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 09:00 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
20. You know your doctor's phone number without looking it up and when you go into the doctor's office, the receptionist greets you by name.
21. The "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials aren't quite that funny anymore.
22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.
23. your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. (stolen from Little Feat)
24. Did I mention that you can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself?
25. The little sh*t behind the counter at the grocery store (insert walmart, drug store, etc here) refers to you as 'maam'.

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 09:08 PM
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19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
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22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.
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24. Did I mention that you can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating youself?
LMAO!!!

 

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We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 09:13 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
20. You know your doctor's phone number without looking it up and when you go into the doctor's office, the receptionist greets you by name.
21. The "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials aren't quite that funny anymore.
22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.
23. your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. (stolen from Little Feat)
24. Did I mention that you can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself?
25. The little sh*t behind the counter at the grocery store (insert walmart, drug store, etc here) refers to you as 'maam'.
26. An "intimate" evening for you and your spouse is falling asleep on the couch together watching TV.


[Edited on 2/12/2007 by les_paul_sunburst]

 

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  posted on 2/11/2007 at 09:41 PM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
20. You know your doctor's phone number without looking it up and when you go into the doctor's office, the receptionist greets you by name.
21. The "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials aren't quite that funny anymore.
22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.
23. your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. (stolen from Little Feat)
24. Did I mention that you can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself?
25. The little sh*t behind the counter at the grocery store (insert walmart, drug store, etc here) refers to you as 'maam'.
26. An "intimate" evening for you and your spouse is falling asleep on the couch together watching TV.
27.When you wake up in the morning at the same time you used to go to bed

 

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  posted on 2/13/2007 at 01:56 AM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
20. You know your doctor's phone number without looking it up and when you go into the doctor's office, the receptionist greets you by name.
21. The "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials aren't quite that funny anymore.
22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.
23. your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. (stolen from Little Feat)
24. Did I mention that you can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself?
25. The little sh*t behind the counter at the grocery store (insert walmart, drug store, etc here) refers to you as 'maam'.
26. An "intimate" evening for you and your spouse is falling asleep on the couch together watching TV.
27.When you wake up in the morning at the same time you used to go to bed
28. You remember the first Super Bowl, and with the Super Bowl anymore, you can barely read its Roman numeral.

 

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  posted on 2/13/2007 at 02:16 AM
I am almost officially "old"

Thanks for the tips folks

 

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  posted on 2/13/2007 at 08:08 AM
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee
6. Your taking a shower to go to bed,at a time you USED to take one to go out!
7. Happy hour is a nap.
8. You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good!
9. Your hand and body lotion is Aspercream.
10. Your kids come in and tell YOU to turn down the television.
11. You go in a head shop, aren't sure what you can call a one-hitter, but the "music" playing in the store is some motherfuc{er talking about pu$$y and niggers.
12. When you bend over, the first thought that goes through your mind is: Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?
13. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
14. A Victoria's Secret catalog arrives and your wife gives it to your daughter...without looking at it herself. (Of course I was the first one to look at it!!!)
15. Your toenail clippings are a popular subject of
debate at your grandkid's "show & tell".
16. You finally realize your arms aren't long enough to hold what your'e trying to read so you can see it!
17. Most sentences start with "when I was your age"
18. You have a party and your neighbors didn't even realize it.
19. is when getting one of those NASA diapers makes sense.
20. You know your doctor's phone number without looking it up and when you go into the doctor's office, the receptionist greets you by name.
21. The "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials aren't quite that funny anymore.
22. You can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself.
23. your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. (stolen from Little Feat)
24. Did I mention that you can't remember what you said 5 minutes before and you end up repeating yourself?
25. The little sh*t behind the counter at the grocery store (insert walmart, drug store, etc here) refers to you as 'maam'.
26. An "intimate" evening for you and your spouse is falling asleep on the couch together watching TV.
27.When you wake up in the morning at the same time you used to go to bed
28. You remember the first Super Bowl, and with the Super Bowl anymore, you can barely read its Roman numeral.
29. You've read every post in this thread and you think each person has posted a brand new list.
30. When you read CRS in a topic, you think of Can't Remember Sh*t, instead of Capricorn Rhythm Section.

PS How come everyone in this thread posts a brand new list?

 

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  posted on 2/13/2007 at 08:28 AM
quote:
I am almost officially "old"

Thanks for the tips folks


Same here Warfy.....

Whats sad is I don't think their done with the list yet......

 

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