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Author: Subject: Hilary Rodham Clinton's Native American Name

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  posted on 2/8/2007 at 09:08 PM
Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State ...She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the
first female President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh!t it can no longer fly.

 

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  posted on 2/8/2007 at 09:10 PM
LMAO Dave!

 

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  posted on 2/8/2007 at 09:12 PM
Great post Dave.

That she is.........

 

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  posted on 2/8/2007 at 09:13 PM
Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.

 

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  posted on 2/9/2007 at 03:38 PM
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Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.


Does anybody like her?

 

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  posted on 2/9/2007 at 03:40 PM

 

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  posted on 2/13/2007 at 02:42 PM
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
Noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceed ed to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs,
Etc.......

The man was most impressed. And curious. He left the bar but though t he would try a different tack.

He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have?

"A Martini please." Again it was superb.
The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
Scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do that weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
Stool....

Again a great martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out " Uh.....'bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-R-e .
Y-O-U-R . . P-e-O-p-l-e . . R-e-a-l-l-y . . . G-O-I-n-G . . . . T-O
N-O-m-I-n-a-t-e . . . H-I-l-l-a-R-y-???"


 

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  posted on 2/13/2007 at 02:47 PM
I though the name would involve "Speakest With Forked Tongue."

'Course that would apply to just about any politician.

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 12:48 AM
That is damn funny dave!!!!
 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 01:36 AM
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Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.


Does anybody like her?


I do....I like Edwards and Obama too. I used to think I'd support McCain but he's proven he stands for nothing and Juliani was someone I considered before he started getting stupid. Hey, I tried to pick a republican but there just isn't one I can get behind....so, Clinton, Edwards, Obama....any two will do.

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 08:15 AM

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 10:20 AM
KFC is now serving Walking Eagle?

That is too funny Dave.

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 02:46 PM
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Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.


Does anybody like her?


Bill maybe?

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 02:57 PM
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Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.


Does anybody like her?


Bill maybe?
Sure, Bill likes Hillary....but he LOVES bj's.






Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 03:06 PM
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Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.


Does anybody like her?


Bill maybe?
Sure, Bill likes Hillary....but he LOVES bj's.






Sorry, I couldn't resist.


I think the BJ's are no good for his heart anymore...........

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 03:34 PM
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Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.


Does anybody like her?


Bill maybe?
Sure, Bill likes Hillary....but he LOVES bj's.






Sorry, I couldn't resist.


I think the BJ's are no good for his heart anymore...........
What's worse for Bill's heart, getting a knob job or seeing Hillary neKkiid?

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 03:41 PM
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Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.


Does anybody like her?


Bill maybe?
Sure, Bill likes Hillary....but he LOVES bj's.






Sorry, I couldn't resist.


I think the BJ's are no good for his heart anymore...........
What's worse for Bill's heart, getting a knob job or seeing Hillary neKkiid?


Is that any way to talk about your next President?

 

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Even if you like HIllary, you gotta love the story.


Does anybody like her?


Bill maybe?
Sure, Bill likes Hillary....but he LOVES bj's.






Sorry, I couldn't resist.


I think the BJ's are no good for his heart anymore...........
What's worse for Bill's heart, getting a knob job or seeing Hillary neKkiid?


Is that any way to talk about your next President?
God help us...

 

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  posted on 2/20/2007 at 06:10 PM
Al Qaida and Islamic Jihad have referred to her as Hillary Rottweiler Clinton, and Hillbilly Rottweiler Clinton. They know she's ruff (or is that rough) on some issues......

 

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