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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 04:53 PM

Living Life Backwards

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 45 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and be sexually
promiscuous.

Then you go to public school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then ...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.


 

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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 04:56 PM
LOL Hop! Ditto!

 

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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 05:04 PM
I've always said you should go backwards,but I could never put it in words like that.Great stuff.

 

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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 05:08 PM
Now thats life !

 

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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 06:43 PM
Now that would be a great life,
I could really get into that,


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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 06:48 PM
Hell yeah ... instead of spending my twilight years hollering
"BINGO" and staring at a communal TV hanging from the ceiling....
I'm getting wet-nursed and my butt powdered from an attractive
nubile European exchange student who is my au pair.

 

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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 07:06 PM
You can get that at a good spa Crosstown!

 

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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 07:11 PM
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You can get that at a good spa Crosstown!


yes ... but the goo-goo talk costs extra

 

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  posted on 2/1/2007 at 10:51 PM
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