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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:07 PM
Top 10 Old West phrases that will never sound the same after
Brokeback Mountain

10. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
9. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
8. "Don't fret - I've been in tight spots before."
7. "Howdy, pardner!"
6. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
5. Two words: "Saddle sore"
4. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeaall slow-like."
3. "Let's mount up!"
2. "Nice spread ya got here."

And the number 1 Old West phrase that will never sound the same...

1. "Ride 'em, Cowboy!"

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:11 PM
damn, that's too funny!!!

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:22 PM
Hilarious...................

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:30 PM
"He might just figure he owes himself a padre."

Clint Eastwood in the first Dirty Harry.

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:38 PM
I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me.


- from the good, the bad, and the ugly...

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:41 PM
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I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me.
ROTFLMAO!!! Ok - make that the 11 Old West phrases that will just never sound the same!

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:42 PM
..also makes you re-think "Texas Hold 'Em"
 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:45 PM
Well, this'll sure get the job done if you can find a fence post to rest it on while you take aim.


- Rooster Cogburn

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 01:49 PM
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Well, this'll sure get the job done if you can find a fence post to rest it on while you take aim.
LMAO at all the posts here!!! Cowboys...who knew???

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 02:02 PM
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!

 

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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!
LOL - Not now I won't! And maybe that lyric should be "Mama's, don't let your babies grow up to be cowgirls"???

 

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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!
LOL - Not now I won't! And maybe that lyric should be "Mama's, don't let your babies grow up to be cowgirls"???


Yeah, or "cow pokes"

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 02:24 PM
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Yeah, or "cow pokes"
LOL - ooookay - the list of broken old west phrases grows to 12!

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 03:12 PM
"Back in the saddle" comes to mind..........but I'll be leaving this thread now.

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 05:38 PM
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"Back in the saddle" comes to mind..........but I'll be leaving this thread now.
LOL - ok, we're up to 13... CowboyNeil

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 06:08 PM
"Prime beaver needs special handling"....no, I suppose that would be a strongback cowboy.

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 06:18 PM
"let me wiggle my bean"

Gus McCrae - Lonesome Dove

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 07:29 PM
My responses to them cowsissies:

"Whoa!"

"Who you callin' 'Kemosabe,' white boys?!"

"Git along, little doggies!"

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 10:14 AM
Glad I am more of an old "psychodelic COWBOY" then a real, range riding cowboy or I might be offended!


Happy Trails to you,until we meet again!

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 10:31 AM
Here another old West phrase that will never be the same after "Brokeback Cowboy".

"Rode Hard and Hung Up Wet".


 
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Glad I am more of an old "psychodelic COWBOY" then a real, range riding cowboy or I might be offended!
LMAO - you know I was just joshin ya now pardner! Peace keemosabee

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 12:30 PM
"The bus came bye and I got on thats when it all began

There was Cowboy Neal, at the wheel, on a bus to never ever land."

It gets mighty lonely riding fence for the lone cowboy,but his best friend the Horse is there to keep him company

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 12:36 PM
ya know, similar games can be played using "setlists" from beacon performances

take for example, 3/14/06...


She's nineteen years old
Got my mojo working
Southbound
Into the mystic
Rocking Horse
What the hell is going on
Gamblers Roll
Trouble no more

 

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The bus came bye and I got on thats when it all began...
LOL - yea, that's kind of how it happened for me. (one of my favorite Tom Wolfe books ... Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test)

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 12:43 PM
Cum and Go Blues

I mean Come and Go Blues

 

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